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Batpone thread drinking game.
Take a shot anytime any of the following happens:
>someone posts flat colors
>someone asks for Speck's ref
>you read the word p0ne (regular spelling and pone don't count)
>someone gets dubs
>someone makes a /k/ reference
>nick
>snickering intensifies
>someone tries shipping Aux and Speck
>a tripfag gets butthurt
>Sunhawk # 9879857
>a new OC appears
>a pun is made (all puns count.)
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>>12704496 So i'm just now noticing bat pones.
Does anyone suggest something to read first?
Anonymous
>>12704543 Go to the writer's pastebin link, pick an author, and read.
I recommend Nukepone's A Feeling Of and gentlemanPsycho's Adventures of Aux Anonymous
Which batp0ne is best batp0ne
Anonymous
>>12704563 The bat with a hat. zee66 !92VJ7TmGLw
>>12704543 NukePone's Speck stories are great.
If you don't mind mistakes and want some top lels from autism and spaghetti stories, GentlemanPsycho for his Aux Tism series.
LegoFreak's Echo stories are good, too.
I won't lie, I haven't really done much reading beyond those, but I'm sure there's more.
Anonymous
>>12704595 thus i became a faggot and forgot to remove trip
>>12704575 >>12704563 Echo is best bat horse.
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>>12704612 but speck is a good choice, too Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12704543 I very highly recommend Ace-D's Arid Star stories and Psycho's Adventures of Aux.
Anonymous
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>>12704575 the bat in the hat
I had a weird story idea that came up to me, yesterday. Every year for a week sometime in spring, mares go into heat. Except, for Echo, she doesn't go into heat--she gains a random accent for that week.
So, when Anon's expecting to get horse vag for that week in spring, instead, his roommate Echo comes up to him with a safari hat and a heavy Australian accent, and tells him that the accent depends on which hat she's wearing at the time "heat" kicks in. The years before, she was in a Leprechaun hat for an Irish accent, a beret for a French accent, and a Ushanka for a Russian accent.
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Requesting that my pastebin be labeled as Operators AND Mosina, since I'm kinda focused on Mosina's story at the moment.
>Day Workin' Them Angels in Equestria >Rays of sunlight dance through your window and onto your bed. >You groan and roll over, reaching for Speck's pillow to cover your eyes. >"Anon, get up." >You grab at the p0ny that accosts you with her voice. >Her coat feels nice. >It's really soft. >She sighs. >"You do not have to. I've already spoken with Mrs. Cake, and you have the day off." >Perfect. >More sleep! >"However, we have urgent business to take care of." >Wait a minute. >Speck doesn't sound like that. >The realization hits as the p0ny pushes you out of your bed. >"Come, Anonymous. We have things to do." >Luna leaps over the side of your bed and starts out the door. >The clock on your wall reads nine in the morning. >But the sun rises around six. >You feel violated. >How long has she been here? >You wouldn't doubt it if she was feasting on your dreams. >Might as well start the day. >You get up and head downstairs, where one spooky Princess of the Night stands, waiting for you. >"Are you ready?" >No. >"Good, let's go." >You follow Luna out of your house. >Today was going to be stupid. >You already regret writing to her. >But, if your plan worked out right, Luna would take the child to Hollow Shades. >You and Speck could carry on with your lives. >Everyone would be happy. >Except Speck. >Today was going to suck so bad. >"Something troubles you, does it not?" >You feel your body tense up as you cringe. >Stupid mind-reading horses and their magic. >Luna smiles. >"Then adopt this foal." >She giggles. >"Not at all, dear Anon."
>>12704768 >A gentle breeze passes through the town as you walk. "It just feels kind of rushed, you know?"
>The pretty p0ny princess nods. >"Well, Anonymous. I did a little bit of prying through the night. The foal's parents are alive and well in Hollow Shades." >Oh, excellent. >Your plan might work out. >"However, she has been away from them for an amount of years." "How much is said amount."
>Luna mumbles. "Didn't catch that."
>Her mumble is slightly louder this time. "I still can't hear you."
>An exasperated sigh escapes her lips. >"Eight years." >You stop walking. "Now, hang on a minute. You know where each one of your bat p0nies is at any given time. You know when they're born and when they die."
>She turns to you. "But you didn't know that there was one abandoned by her parents for eight years?"
>"I didn't say she was abandoned." >You throw your arms up. "There's no way she wasn't abandoned. Two parents lose their foal and go eight entire years without finding her? Especially when she's been in a town orphanage?"
>Tears well up in Luna's eyes. >"Anon, please stop." "No! How can you just let a little filly suffer what she's gone through? Eight years with no family to call her own, possible harassment in the only place she can call home, and even more harassment at school?"
>You walk past Luna. "I'm not going to let that poor little filly suffer any more than she already has."
>Luna follows you as you walk to the hospital, but she keeps her distance from you. >You slow your pace after a while. >She catches up to you without realizing. >You place a hand on her shoulder and start to stroke her fur. "I'm sorry about what I said, Luna."
>"No, Anon. You were right. I've been neglecting all of my little bats. I need to pay them a visit." >She smiles up at you. (2/13)
>>12704782 >You continue your trek to the hospital, until the Matron catches you. >Her frazzled pink mane alerts you to something being wrong. >"I can't find the filly, or that bat!" >Good job, Speck. >Foal-napping was probably highly illegal in Equestria. >You and Luna run with the Matron in tow. >"She's always causing trouble, isn't she, Anon?" "You know it."
>The three of you come to a halt not far from Sugarcube Corner. >Two bats sit at a table outside of it. >The smaller one giggles as the larger one balances a slice of cake on the tip of her nose. >Luna and the Matron smile. >Luna nudges you to approach the two. >"Go on, Anon." >The Matron nods. >Here goes nothing. >You start to approach your bat and the filly. (3/13)
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>>12704680 >"Anon! Am home from groceries." "Uh, thanks, Echo."
>"Is no problem. Stock of potatoes and beets were running low." "Yeah... What's with the Russian accent? And why are you wearing a ushanka?"
>"Da, I forget to tell you. I do not liquid-secrete from vag like other mares during sexy time of year. Instead, get weird influence in system like brain washing of KGB." "I, uh..."
>"Is no problem. Last year I had beret on and people tell me I have sexy French accent. I did not like attention." "..."
>"I like Russian accent because Russia is mighty like bear, or oxen."
>>12704791 >A pain in your neck and back awakens you. >Or it could be the doctor poking at you. >"Miss? The patient is ready to be released." >Patient? >You groggily look over at the little filly sitting up in bed, her eye almost completely healed. >Oh, right. >Sirocca. >You stretch and strain to loosen your bones as you stand up out of the chair. >"Good morning, miss Speck." "Good morning, kiddo."
>She smiles at you and crawls off of the bed. >The doctor leads the two of you out of the room and out of the hospital. >Sirocca's stomach growls. >You giggle and turn to her. "Sounds like somep0ny's hungry."
>She blushes and looks away. >"N-not really." "No, no. Come on. I know just the place to eat."
>She follows you as you start walking to Sugarcube Corner. "They have all kinds of delicious cakes and cupcakes and pies."
>The filly starts to drool a little bit. >You snicker to yourself. "Do you like pineapples and mangoes?"
>She nods slowly. >"I prefer blood oranges though." >She smiles up at you, her little fangs poking out from between her lips. >You hadn't noticed before, but they were incredibly pointy. "Do you drink blood often?"
>She blushes and tries to cover her mouth with her good wing. >"N-no. Only what Matron Cherry can get me." >You hum softly. >Anon probably wouldn't mind feeding the little one when she needed it. >Now if only you could convince him to let you adopt her. >That was going to be the hardest part of all of this. (4/13)
>>12704806 >A gentle breeze passes through the town as you and Sirocca enter Sugarcube Corner. >Mr. Cake stands at the front counter browsing over a baking magazine. >He looks up at and and furrows his brow. >"Where's yer humen?" >You tilt your head. "He isn't here?"
>He shakes his head and looks down at Sirocca. >"Luna said t'giv'im the day off. Somethin' about urgent business." >He raises a brow. >"Who's this little thing?" >Sirocca hides her face behind her good wing. "Her name is Sirocca. She's an orphan."
>You think you see a smile start to form on Mr. Cake's lips. >Strange, he almost never smiles from what Anon and Mrs. Cake have told you. >"Hold on, just a minit." >He trots into the kitchen. >You hear him and Mrs. Cake muttering about something. >Both p0nies come out from the kitchen several moments later carrying two plates. >On one lies a piece of peach cobbler, a chocolate raspberry cupcake, and a mango. >The other holds a piece of pineapple upside down cake, and two banana bread muffins. >They know you so well. >You take the first plate from Mr. Cake. >Sirocca still hides behind her wing. >He frowns, sighs, and walks back into the kitchen. >Mrs. Cake giggles softly. >"He was always so fond of children." >She leads you out of the store, presumably to sit at the tables outside. >"Unfortunately, we've never been able to have any of our own." >You take a seat at one of the tables and set your plate down. "Why not?"
>Sirocca finally lowers her wing and comes running out of the store. >She clambers up into the chair across from you. >Mrs. Cake giggles and shakes her head. >"I guess... some of our parts just don't work." >You tilt your head. "What?"
>She waves a hoof and steps back inside. >"Nothing, dearie." >Sirocca shrugs and starts sniffing at her plate. "It's good, Sirocca."
>She nibbles at the peach cobbler and tilts her head. >"It's really... sweet. And warm." >You smile as she takes a larger bite of it. "Wanna see a trick?"
>She nods as she chews. (5/13)
>>12704820 >You tip your slice of cake over on your plate and catch it on your nose before it falls over. >You push upward and start to balance it on your nose. >Sirocca starts to giggle as you stick your tongue out. >Just as you get ready to place the cake back on your plate, a hand reaches out and grabs. >The bat filly shies away behind her wing. "Put it down Anon."
>He takes a seat beside you and places the cake on your plate. >Good to know he's learning to be compliant. "Sirocca, you don't have to hide from him. He was with us yesterday, remember?"
>She shakes her head as she peaks from behind her wing. >"But he's so tall." >Anon smiles at her, but she hides back behind her wing. >"Speck, we need to talk." >You nod and hop out of your seat. "I'll be right back Sirocca. You go ahead and eat without me."
>"Okay, miss Speck." >Anon leads you around the corner of Sugarcube Corner and sits against the wall. >You sit beside him and look up at him. "So?"
>"So, I've been really thinking about the whole adoption thing." >You sigh. "Okay, first. I just want to say that I've really been enjoying my time with her, and she's grown on me."
>He nods. >"Okay. Luna found her parents. They're alive and well in Hollow Shades." >He had to bring that kind of thing up. >Luna was probably going to take the foal to her parents now. "Unrelated, but did you know that Mr. and Mrs. Cake can't have kids?"
>"Mrs. Cake mentioned it briefly a long time ago. Why?" "Well, Mr. Cake, as it turns out, enjoys kids. I thought I saw him smiling when he saw Sirocca."
>Anon laughs. >"I very highly doubt that. Eccles doesn't like anything." >You scoff. >"Anyways, what does this have to do with them?" >You sigh and scratch at the ground with your hoof. "I was thinking, maybe we could convince them to take Sirocca in? I mean, that would make them happy, and you'd be happy cause it's still really early in our relationship, and I'd still get to see her."
(6/13)
>>12704832 >A confused look spreads over Anon's face. >"Are you sure about that?" "Absolutely."
>"One hundred percent sure?" >You nod slowly. >"Okay. I was going to say I wouldn't mind adopting her, but if you've made up your mind." "I have."
>You blink twice and look up at him. "Wait, what?"
>"I said I wouldn't mind adopting her." >You scratch at the ground again. "Well, there's something you need to know about her..."
>"What's that?" "She drinks blood."
>You feel your skin crawl and your blood drain from your face. >You want to rewind the entire conversation and just tell Speck she can't adopt the filly. >Speck places her hooves on your face and rubs your cheeks. >"Sweetheart? If you change your mind about adopting her, I'll understand." >What does raising a blood-drinker even entail? "What kind of blood?"
>"Animal blood, sometimes p0ny blood during intimate moments." >No, stop right there. >You will not discuss blood-bat intimacy in the same conversation that you discuss fillies. >Absolutely not. "Alright. That's not a problem. Where would we get said blood?"
>Speck blushes and looks up at you. >Again, absolutely not. "She'd be better off with the Cakes. I know that they have connections to be able to order blood."
>"We could order it through them?" "Speck, please."
>A minute ago you were totally ready to adopt that filly. >But as soon as Speck mentioned blood, you completely changed your mind. >And since you told her that you wouldn't mind adopting her, Speck refuses to go back to her original plan. >Good going, Anon. (7/13)
>>12704839 >"You just said you wouldn't mind adopting her." "Before you mentioned the blood, Speck."
>She sighs and stomps around. >"Then, what? We let Luna take her back to her parents? What if she doesn't even want to see them?" "That plan's actually completely out of the question. That filly's been lost to them for eight years, and if they didn't alert every orphanage in Canterlot, I doubt they want her back."
>"So, we just leave her in the orphanage?" >A faint voice speaks up as its owner taps a hoof into Speck's side. >"Um, excuse me miss Speck? Matron Cherry says I have to go back to the orphanage." >Speck shoots you a dirty look. >"Alright, sweetie. I'll walk you back, just give me a second." >The filly bounces off towards the Matron and Luna. >"Anon. I love you to death, and you know how much I look up to you." >Oh, here we go. >She was going to mention something about the Angels and her mom and you were going to regret everything there was to regret. >"I think that filly deserves someone like you in her life. Not just as a guardian or an angel, but as her friend and her parent." >She trots after the filly. >Yeah, she pretty much had you pinned on that. >You sigh as you get up and start walking after them. >What's the absolute worst that could happen? >Sirocca gets hungry and drinks all of your blood? >There's no way that'll happen. >Maybe things wouldn't be so bad. >You had the money saved up, you could take care of her. >The Cakes could probably get you a steady supply of blood, and if not, Luna would probably know where to get some. >You should probably catch up with the p0nies though. (8/13)
>>12704847 >Matron Cherry and Sirocca smile at you as the three of you stand outside the orphanage. >"Thank you so much for watching over her." "Oh, it wasn't a problem. She's a little bundle of joy."
>The filly grins and bounces around the Matron. >"It's a shame she hasn't been adopted yet." >You sadly shake your head. "I tried my best."
>The Matron smiles and looks up at you. >Anon approaches, obviously having taken his time to catch up to you. "Oh, how nice of you to join us, Anon."
>You look away from him. >"Yeah, okay. Be mad at me Speck, I deserve it." >You feel a small hoof poke at your side. >"Miss Speck?" >The little filly sits beside you and tilts her head. "Yes, little one?"
>"Can I come home with you?" "Oh, I wish you could. But the really tall jerk just absolutely hates everything good in the world."
>"Oh." >The filly trots over to Anon and starts tugging at his pants leg. >"Excuse me, Mr. Jerk?" >Anon looks down at her. >"Yeah?" >Sirocca taps her front hooves together as she sits on her haunches. >"I-I was wondering if m-maybe... I could c-come home with you and miss S-Speck?" (9/13)
>>12704856 >Anon bends down and places a hand on the filly's head. >"Tell you what, kiddo. If you can get miss Speck to stop being mad at me, then you can come home with us. Alright?" >Sirocca lights up and bounces from Anon to you. >"Miss Speck! Mr. Jerk said I can come home with you if you stop being mad at him!" >She stops bouncing and looks up at you with a pleading frown. >Her eyes start to water. >"Please?" >"Well, Speck?" >You roll your eyes and trot up to Anon. "I suppose I can stop being mad at you."
>You wrap your forelegs around his waist. >He ruffles your mane lightly. >"Well, I guess that settles that. Let's go inside and get you adopted." >The filly gasps and starts bouncing around, her mouth spitting out words faster than you can think. >The only words you catch are "adopted," "home," and "family." >She hugs the Matron tight around the neck and runs inside the orphanage, presumably to gather her things. >The Matron leads you and Anon into the orphanage and off into her office. >She sits behind a small desk, smiling as you take your seats. >"So you're really, really interested in adopting Sirocca? >Anon nods. >"Absolutely." >She claps her hooves together. >"Oh, excellent! Let me get the paperwork together." >She reaches into a drawer in the desk and pulls out a small folder. >Inside the folder is a single sheet of paper with a bunch of garbage written on it and lines to sign. >Anon raises an eyebrow. >"Uh. Don't we have to show you our house and that we're capable of raising a filly?" >She shakes her head and furrows her brow. >"If a family is willing to adopt, we usually let them. It's not like the standard of living is low in any part of Equestria." >"Oh." (10/13)
>>12704864 >Anon really doesn't know much about Equestria. >"So, if you'll just sign on that dotted line, Sirocca will be ready to go." >You and Anon sign without issue. >Sirocca comes rushing into the office with several other foals behind her. >All of the foals are chattering and screaming and yelling. >They congratulate Sirocca on being adopted, they ask you and Anon if they can go home with you, and they climb all over Anon. >Anon picks one foal off of him and holds her up. >"Well, we can't take all of you home. But I'll tell you what, I know a nice couple that might be looking to adopt. I'll have them come by tomorrow." >All of the foals collectively gasp and start running through the orphanage, arguing over who was going to be adopted next. >Anon stands from the chair and picks Sirocca up. >"Ready to go?" >She screeches and nods. >The Matron waves as the three of you leave. >Anon ruffles your mane a little bit. >"Are you okay, Speck? You've been quiet since we went inside." "I'm just.. really happy."
>He chuckles softly as Sirocca leaps onto your back. >She hugs you around the neck. >"I'm really happy to, miss Sp- I mean... mom." (11/13)
>>12704874 >You, Speck, and the new addition to your "family" approach your house. >"Anon?" >You look down at Speck. >"Where did Princess Luna run off to?" "Probably back to Canterlot. Everything got resolved, so I don't see why she'd have any reason to hang around here."
>You open the door and get ready to give the little filly a grand tour of the house. >But, apparently that would have to wait. >Because three pretty p0ny princesses were currently accosting you with streamers and confetti. >You rub your temples as one little filly decides to start screeching and bouncing between each of the princesses. >"Today'sthebestdayeverIgotadoptedandnowIgettomeetalloftheprincessesandhaveaparty!" >Speck places a hoof on your leg. >"Did you plan this?" "No."
>She grins and trots into the living room, where the princesses and your adopted filly sit. >You shake your head and decide to avoid the festivities, opting to head upstairs. >Might as well work on setting up a comfortable place for Sirocca to sleep. >You open the linen closet just down the hall from the bathroom and pull out some pillows and blankets. >Although, this was her first night sleeping somewhere that wasn't the orphanage in a very long time. >She might be better off sleeping with you and Speck. >You put everything back in the closet and close the door with a sigh. >One short purple pony princess stands beside you. "I don't think I'm ready for this, Twilight."
>She tilts her head and smiles. >"I think you'll do just fine." "I don't even know where she's gonna sleep."
>She jabs a hoof into your hip. >"In her bedroom, of course." >You roll your eyes. "She doesn't have a bedroom yet."
>The princess starts to giggle. >"You're horrible at planning, aren't you?" "I really am."
>"Well, maybe you should just follow me." >She starts walking towards the third bedroom. "There's nothing in there Twilight."
>"Oh?" >She pushes the door open. (12/13)
>>12704882 >Your jaw drops as you step inside. >The walls were freshly painted, and already dried, with murals of the starry night skies. >The floor was recarpetted in a soft gray. >A p0ny sized bed was pushed into one of the corners. >A large bookshelf with numerous children's books sat against the far wall. >In the middle of the room sat a miniature replica of Canterlot Castle, and surrounding it, four pretty princesses, five heroes of lore, a little filly, a bat pony, and a human all in doll form. >A lump starts to form in your throat as tears form in your eyes. >"It was Luna's idea. She said something about neglecting one of her stars, and that this wouldn't even start to make up for it." >You place a hand on your cheek and shake your head slowly. "She didn't have to do this."
>You hear hoofsteps coming up the stairs. >"No, Anon. She did just wanted to help out." >Twilight sits beside you and puts a hoof on your shoulder. >The hoofsteps come to a stop at the door and you hear a gasp and a screech. >Your little filly zips past you and starts jumping on the bed. >Speck steps into the room and sits beside you. >Even she threatens to start crying. >Sirocca jumps off of the bed and rushes to Speck. >"Mama are you okay?" >Speck nods and hugs the filly close. >"Yes, dear. I'm fine. Everything's fine... Everything's just..." >You hug both of them close and bury your nose into Speck's mane. >"Perfect." (13/13)
http://pastebin.com/rz7NQ1yQ I don't even know anymore. I'm so sorry. Anonymous
>>12704496 I made this into a wallpaper.
Anonymous
>>12705105 teach me how to do that Anonymous
How into bat without looking like newfag on 4chins? Or mainly if I won't look like retard making crappy bat OCs 24/7
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>>12705114 I, uh... get the image, gradient the background, and done.
>>12705124 Read stories, write stories of existing bat ponies, make art of existing bat ponies.
The other bat ponies need a chance at the spotlight.
Anonymous
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Is there a master image of all of the batpones? I haven't been in these threads in a while and pretty much only know of EquestriaPrevails' bats and Echo.
Anonymous
>>12704893 these feels
these...are ok
fucking OC ponies Clone !!iXJ9+r1tjoh
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Hey guys. Sorry I don't have more for you, but I don't much time at the moment.
I was able to get a small update for the mysterious wood story.
http://pastebin.com/ayMDz3JA I should have something else in the next few days, so see you then.
Carlos Spicy-Weiner
>>12704893 Wasn't this supposed to be the bad ending?
Not bad at all, I'm flattered that you took my idea into consideration If you did, that is FDW
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>>12704680 Tell me, did you watched "bugs bonnets" recently?
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>>12706061 This OC isn't going to be in anything but AFO, so she's not actually that important.
>>12706469 Not a bad ending. It continues from here. Anonymous
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>>12704496 >dat OP pic hgnngh adorable 10/10 would snuggle
Anonymous
Someone please record the kekekeke noise the batpones make.
Anonymous
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>>12704893 These feels...
Thanks for that
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12707912 O_o There's no way to translate sounds like those into letters.
Anonymous
Vito
>>12704893 Well, it's time to draw this cute, little Volkswagen
Anonymous
>>12709199 How many have you made so far?
Anonymous
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>>12707885 There's a Vocaroo of it somewhere. Anyone have a link to it?
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
Well guys, I didn't sleep that much last night, and I was able to finish another chapter of The Adventures of Aux Tism! Here's the pastebin for anyone just joining us!
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
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>>12709499 http://pastebin.com/Bw852URg Shit, I forgot the pastebin. Here it is.
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
The Adventures of Aux Tism Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576 Fri 09 Aug 2013 16:51:03 No. 12709535 Report >"Well? Spit it out!" >This waiting was getting to your head. >This could be the greatest news you've ever recieved in your entire life, and these two mares thought they'd take you to a restaurant to tell you. >"Well look who's an impatient litte pony." >Giving you a smug grin, Echo continues drinking the blood from her glass. >Sitting back, Speck looks at you. >"We'll tell you when the food gets here, okay?" >Of all the times Echo chooses to be a huge jerk to you, it has to be today? >The worst part is, they keep building it up, as if it's some sort of life changer. >If they didn't tell you soon, you might have to make them talk. >Looking back towards the kitchen, you wave over for a waiter. >"Yes?" >"It'll be about fifteen minutes" >Waiting for the waiter to walk away, you groan and put your head on the table. >Looking up, you see Speck and Echo giggling to themselves. >This was going to be the longest fifteen minutes of your life.
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The Advenutres of Aux Tism Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576 Fri 09 Aug 2013 16:51:40 No. 12709542 Report >>12709535 >Finally having the food arrive, you pay no attetion to that and lean over the table and look at Echo and Speck. >Cutting into her steak, Echo smirks. >Having the smell reach your nose, you hold your nose and fall back into your chair. >You never did like blood, let alone meat. >The worst part is having to hurt something to get those. >Well, you did kill that Diamond Dog in those caves when you blew them up, but that was to save your village, and those mutts are anything but innocent. >Shaking yourself out of your thoughts, you look over to Speck. >You should at least be able to get her to talk, and she even ordered a salad. "Well?"
>Looking up, Echo gives you a smug grin. >"Well, what?" >Slapping your hoof on your face, you look over to Speck. "What's the news?"
>Glancing over to Echo, Speck has the same grin as Echo. >"I don't know what you're talking about." >Looking over at each other, Echo and Speck turn back to you. >"Maybe some shopping might jog our memory?" >Looking over to Speck, Echo gives a smile of pure joy. >"That sounds like a great idea!" Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
The Adventures of Aux Tism Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576 Fri 09 Aug 2013 16:52:28 No. 12709554 Report >>12709542 >Following Echo and Speck into several different buildings throughout the day, you continuously feel your rage build. >Reaching a small building, you look up at the sign above the door. >In bright letters, read "Salon." >"Maybe we should get Aux a makeover!" >Opening your eyes wide, you look back at Echo and Speck who a just filling with glee over your immense torture. >Flailing your arms in pure rage you look at Echo and Speck. "Not in your lives."
>"Well I guess you'll never know then." >Beginning to walk away, Speck and Echo start giggling to themselves. >Sighing you put your hoof up. "Fine, but this is the last thing I'm doing, and you better tell me what's going on. Or I'll MAKE you tell me."
>Giggling to themselves, Echo and Speck turn back to you. >"Okay, after this, you'll have earned it." >Leading you into the building, Speck walks up to the counter. >"We have a very special stallion here who we'd like to treat to makeover." >Looking back to you, Speck gives a grin. >Grumbling to yourself, you're led over to a chair in front of a mirror. Anonymous
>>12709499 >I didn't sleep that much last night, You're not the first one to say that here. Does everyone in this thread have some sort of sleeping problem?!
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
The Adventures of Aux Tism Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576 Fri 09 Aug 2013 16:53:16 No. 12709566 Report >>12709554 >What followed had to be probably the worst experience of your entire life. >Several hooves trying to apply different kinds of cosmetics to your face and they try many different hair styles on you. >You felt like a doll that a filly would play with and try to dress up. >It couldn't get any worse than it already is, right? >Nope, they were just getting started. >Apparently Speck and Echo also paid for a spa treatment. >Walking into a small room, you see what looked like a table with padding on top. >All this walking around all day and this torture had been killing you. >Maybe you should rest for a little bit. >Climbing onto the table, you lay down on your stomach. >Closing your eyes, you lay there for a minute until you feel something on your back. >Someone just put something on your back. >AND IT BURNS!!!! >Shooting out of the bed, you run over to a wall and put your back to it. >Looking around the room, you see a spa pony holding a hot rock with a tong. >"Is something wrong, sir?" "YES! Don't put those things on me, they HURT!"
>Giggling to herself the spa pony begins to walk out of the room and motions for you to follow. Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
The Adventures of Aux Tism Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576 Fri 09 Aug 2013 16:54:00 No. 12709574 Report >>12709566 >Walking out the room, you come back to main room to find yourself in a room full of mares. >Looking at your back, you see a large black spot on it. >That rock was a lot hotter tan you thought, and it still stinged. >Walking over to Speck and Echo, who were resting with hot towels on their faces, you poke Echo with your hoof. >Sitting up, the bat pony takes the towel off of her face and nudges Speck. "Can we finally go?"
>"No, first we have to tell you the big news." >Oh, that's right, you had forgotten about that during all the Hell you've suffered through. "Well? Spit out then!"
>Walking over to the center of the room, Echo and Speck sit at a table. >Sitting next to them, you see lots of the mares crowd around the table, giggling. >Reaching into her saddle bag, Speck pulls out a small notebook and sets it on the table. >"I got this from Moonshine's house." >Reaching over for it, you stop, and put your hoof down. "I can't look through Moonshine's things."
>Putting a hoof on the table, one of the spa ponies looks at you. >"Honey, I think it's best you look at this, Moonshine's a regular here." >Reaching over for the notebook, you flip it open. >Looking through the pages, you see probably the last thing you ever expected. >Every single page had something to do with you on it, whether it be unfinished love letter, to drawing of you and Moonshine together. >Dropping the notebook, you look up at Speck and Echo. "What does this mean?"
>Looking at you, Speck and Echo giggle. >"I think you know very well what this means, Aux." Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12709574 That's the end of this chapter! Will Aux have what it takes to get the love of his life in the epic finale, next time on the Adventures of Aux Tism? Find out next time!
Anonymous
>>12709563 Everyone on 4chan probably has a sleeping problem
Anonymous
Vito
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>>12709232 ~20 bats so far
>>12707885 I have always imagined that it's just high pitched dolphin's "laughing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLpjaqx5-4 Anonymous
>>12709614 Maybe so. But you guys seem to experience it more than others. Seriously, almost every tripfag that's in this thread seems to start their first post of the day with "I had trouble sleeping."...
Anonymous
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>>12709730 Well I didn't sleep last night so I might not have noticed as much as you did.
Anonymous
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>>12709597 Knowing you, you'll probably make him lose her somehow.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12709597 >inb4 the notebook was fake and Speck and Echo were just fucking with him Anonymous
>>12710122 Yes, who's the one that's gay for Aux?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12709597 Dude... You need to check your spelling like bad. I count like 5 misspelled words in the first post.
Anonymous
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>>12710279 If Psycho does this, I will hate him to much.
<3 Anonymous
>>12710316 Yeah, sorry about that, I'll try to fix it on the pastebin, and do it a lot better on the finale.
Anonymous
>>12710362 You done with Aux after this? You gonna still write or are you thinking of just sitting back and watching what others are going to do?
Anonymous
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>>12710390 I'm going to do an epilogue. Then maybe sit back and watch, maybe do something over at the maids thread. Maybe still write for you guys. I'm still glad I was able to write this story in the first place and have you guys enjoy it.
Anonymous
>>12709574 >That rock was a lot hotter tan you thought, and it still stinged. >still stinged >stinged Goddammit Psycho
Anonymous
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>>12710469 >That rock was a lot hotter tan you thought, and it still stinged. >tan Missed one.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12709597 You're ruining my ship, senpai.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12710671 >tfw DJ will never draw more pone, batpone, or satyrs Anonymous
>>12710732 Yeah, what happened to him?
>>12709199 Sirocca isn't important enough to warrant anything outside of the story. She's just there as a supporting character.
Matter of fact, the next three chapters are basically just one-shots detailing their lives, and then AFO's pretty much finished.
You've already been too good to me. Anonymous
>>12710805 Great, so this thread's going to be losing it's best two writers in the same week?
Anonymous
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>>12710824 The guy still has that havel story.
Anonymous
>>12710824 Yep, it's either in the toilet or enjoy the new writers.
Anonymous
>>12710805 OH SHIT gotta say this now then!
I love the setting you have for AFO with the 300 year gap. It hasn't been much but the changes you have mentioned I really like. I was hoping maybe before it ends we could get a cameo of Spike and/or Cadence since they would (possibly) be around still?
Anonymous
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>>12710824 >implying the ride ends Anonymous
>>12710805 I thought you said you were gonna give Aux a cameo?
>>12710824 I'll be lurking and continuing with Havel and possibly the shitty Aux x Speck one shot I did.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. And best two? Hear that waifu? We're being flattered. >>12710856 You never know. The new writers might have some good stuff.
>>12710861 I had a plan for Cadence to show up, or for Speck and Anon to go to the Crystal Empire. But, you never know, since the next parts are one-shots.
>>12710888 I said I would,
in Havel and Bats. Anonymous
>>12710958 Can you link me to a pastebin of Havel and bats? I haven't read it yet I feel I should.
Anonymous
>>12710856 >enjoy the new writers >new writers >new I doubt that their stuff could be great(at first, to say the least), and they could potentially recreate the Nick/Richard/Dick inccident, except the new people may leave.
>>12710958 >The new writers might have some good stuff. Let's hope they know how to behave, first.
Anonymous
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>>12710994 It's on his pastebin.
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>>12710994 It's on my pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/NukePone >>12711009 They won't. But hey, neither did Psycho nor I.
The thread in general just needs to encourage more people to try and post their stories up. For the last few threads, it's literally been four writers.
Either way, I think Psycho and I have spent enough time in the spotlight. these threads really have become Speck and Aux general with gueststars: Tripfriends, as some Anon put it a few threads back. Anonymous
>>12710742 Anyone know what happened to him? Anyone? He was one of the best drawfags to ever grace this board. I can't count how many anons wanted to suck his dick.
Including me Anonymous
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Please don't die thread.
Anonymous
>>12711129 I'm guessing the same thing that happened in the satyr threads: He ran out of ideas on what to draw and promptly left.
Anonymous
Hey nocturnal bros, any chance this could be the origin of hollow shades and/or our beloved batpones?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5n3k2VgZE#at=141 linedponuthole
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>>12711815 10/10
that's manehaten jackass Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Someone PLEASE write or draw Aux x Hekesuh>mfw too much lesbian and straight
linedponuthole
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12712715 I agree, tho you can never have enough lesbian
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12712715 That picture makes me miss DJ.
please come back to us Anonymous
>>12712818 I always imagine him lurking. Watching over us.
Anonymous
>>12712847 Based DJ is our Angel.
He picked us up and took care of us until we could stand on our own, and then he left. Fuck you, Nuke, all of this is your fault linedponuthole
Anonymous
>>12712847 I imagine him lurking in almost every thread.
sage
did someone say sage thread?
Anonymous
>>12712887 Ponty stop you're being homo
Anonymous
>>12712905 Guys just don't tell him, it's funnier this way.
Anonymous
>>12712884 You call this standing on your own? pfffff
Anonymous
>>12712884 Heh, guess that's what he does, eh?
When the satyr threads was new, DJ showed up and gave them a ton of art 'til they could stand on their own. Then he left.
When the bat threads was new, DJ showed up and gave them a ton of art. Then he left.
Iwonder which thread he'll visit next...
linedponuthole
sage
>>12712928 u faget ruined it
Anonymous
>>12712952 We have four decent writers and a few artfags, plus Vito.
I'd say we're doing a pretty good job.
not really, we should all commit ritual sudoku. >>12712957 Sea Pony threads.
Anonymous
>>12712972 >DJ drawing seaponies That would be fucking glorious.
Anonymous
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>>12712958 Can't I nickname my favorite homo?
Anonymous
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>>12712961 Thats adorable.
linedponuthole
do we have anymore sleepy batpony
Anonymous
>>12712972 >Seapony ...Seapony bats?
linedponuthole
Im the P to the O-N-T don't forget the Y, and ain't no other pony's got a hole like I, I'm Pontylicious.
Anonymous
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>>12713185 *starts slow clap*
Anonymous
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>>12713185 Stop.
My fucking sides can't handle this Anonymous
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>>12713185 Holy shit stop you're being too adorable. My body wasn't ready. linedponuthole
>>12713185 im going to leave for a while and when i come back this shit had better be sorted out
Anonymous
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>>12713250 It's okay ponty...Slow deep breaths....In and out....
Anonymous
Oh, I forgot to say one thing earlier. The finale for Aux, will have two parts. Wonder what might happen? Find out next time!
Anonymous
>>12713250 you could just not come back
that would be great
linedponuthole
>>12713506 i could never leave forever anon
also go fuck yourself Anonymous
>>12713457 Is there going to be an alternate ending where Moonshine's diary has a bunch of shit in it about her really hating Aux and it turns out Echo and Speck actually really hate him and he goes and hangs himself in his closet and no one ever finds him because none of the other bats like him?
Not even Luna? Anonymous
>>12712887 Oh look someone doesn't share the same sexuality as me waaaah
Anonymous
>>12713617 No. I'd never be that mean.
Anonymous
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>>12713628 I'm not defending Ponty or anything, but how did you come to that conclusion?
Also Ponty's clearly super duper double gay. Anonymous
>>12713506 You! Chill the fuck down.
>>12713603 And you! Stop acting like an attention whore.
linedponuthole
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>>12713628 what?. i was not going against the idea it's just that the post got alot of responces really quickly.
>>12713702 ok
Anonymous
>>12713660 Please nick. please. do it for me
Anonymous
>>12713745 I promise to write that later, but not today.
But you may get the part where Aux dies. Anonymous
>>12713786 no i want that exact ending. if you don't write it, i will. Anonymous
Anonymous
/r/ing Batponies in clothes
Anonymous
>>12713856 I'll fucking do it.
Anonymous
>>12713877 HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME UP WITH SOMETHING AMAZING!!
Aux in socks. It even rhymes.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12713883 Duit.
I fukkin dare you. Anonymous
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>>12713877 oh shit perfect
Anonymous
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>>12713877 this
all of my this
Anonymous
>>12714207 No, seriously Why is she shaved?
Anonymous
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>>12714241 >Not shaving your bats Anonymous
>>12713877 /r/ing Speck in a frilly dress
Anonymous
>>12714241 bats don't have fur when they're born
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>>12713903 This. Vito, make it happen.
Anonymous
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>>12714274 SOMEBODY STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Anonymous
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>>12714241 is bat babby.
all pink skin and shit.
Anonymous
>>12714274 Bu tthoese are bat-ponies-, not actual lbats...
Anonymous
>>12714270 >A Feeling of Fear - 1 >Lines 160-161 >Several poofy, frilly dresses. >You hated those. She doesn't do frilly. Anonymous
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>>12714331 >Dem spelling errors That's it, I think I've had enough to drin kfor tonight.
Anonymous
>>12714332 then have her in a frilly dress with a pouty look
Anonymous
Anonymous
Guys
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So uh, anons..I just started reading my first bat pone fic (Anon & the Batty Bat Pony) and it's pretty good so far but are there any good fics with that Midnight Blossom character? Because I would tap that.[/spolier]
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12710805 > and then AFO's pretty much finished. No
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12713877 this is a good idea
pls artfags pls
Anonymous
>>12714491 apology for poor english
when were you when nuke ends feels?
i was sat at home eating ponut holes when pjotr ring
"speck is kill"
"no"
Anonymous
>>12713877 who would look best in what?
linedponuthole
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>>12714428 fuck you anon
my sides have left orbit Anonymous
can you guys add my oc to your bat pony picture? thanks
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12714835 why? I thought you liked bat ponies
Anonymous
>>12714643 Aux in socks.
And make him all cute and blushing. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12714880 you're right, it is a bat pony but I already pointed that out
thanks though
Anonymous
>>12714851 Only VIP elites are allowed, so check you privilige before you post anything here.
Anonymous
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>>12714897 well my oc is an elite guard because as you can see, she is an alicorn, does that count?
Anonymous
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>>12714807 >unicorn bat pony Anonymous
>>12714543 i tried looking for the ponified version of that comic of the russian soldier in chechnya with the butterfly saying "nyet" but i couldnt find it
in all seriousness though Nuke your're actually the only reason im still these threads besides the occasional decent picture; if you stop AFO and dont replace it with something comparable ill hijack a russian submarine and start sinking carriers until i get yours
Anonymous
you guys are weird and all of your OCs are kind of dull, why are they all grey?
>>12714932 Good luck, I'm behind seven marines.
But seriously, AFO's coming up on its 20th chapter. That's going to be its official end. If I come up with a good idea, I'll continue with it, but otherwise I'll probably just work on Havel and Bats.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12714953 >Arid Star >Monnshine >Moonlight >Night Watch >Mosina >Florence >gray Anonymous
>>12715027 yeah, they're all grey?
do you have any OCs that are interesting? if they dont have bright colors how do you expect them to stand out lol
this is basic stuff you guys could learn a lot from studying my oc
>>12714807 Anonymous
>>12715050 2/10 try harder.
Anonymous
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>>12715071 He can just not try at all, that'd be better
Anonymous
>>12715050 Fucking faggot, he was listing the ones that WEREN'T gray. And then there's even more that aren't.
Anonymous
>>12715071 I don't get it? why are you rating my post
Anonymous
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>>12715092 stop that or i'll report you to this site's moderator and they'll ban your account
Anonymous
>>12714993 > I'll probably just work on Havel and Bats. Why must you do this to me? i dont even know what its a crossover of
Anonymous
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>>12715092 >>not understanding b8 Anonymous
you guys are mean, my friends on tumblr said you were all weirdos who look at child porn and stuff all day and I didn't believe them because i believe everyone deserves a chance
Ace-D
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12715158 >obvious b8 Suck a dick.
Anonymous
>>12715184 >>12715178 >>12715175 >>12715180 I reported all of you for bullying
this community will be better without you
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12715200 I find this funny.
Nigger ass bitch ass motherfucker
Anonymous
>>12715123 god dammit, my friend tried to get me to play that for months
i hate all of you
Anonymous
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>>12715284 Shoulda played it
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>everyone replying to b8
Anonymous
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>>12715315 I'm already hung, baby.
Anonymous
Can we just get back to bat pones wearing clothes? And Aux in socks.
Anonymous
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>>12714807 What's his name?
Anonymous
>>12715630 Speck with a fedora Anonymous
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>>12716369 see
>>12704575 Vito already did it Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12716615 Speck is Dreck…Speck…IS DRECK….REAL FUCKIN CLEVER…YOU CAN MAKE, YOU CAN MAKE RHYMES ABOUT SPECK…REAL FUCKING CLEVER, REAL FUNNY, REAL CUTE…I REALLY LIKE THAT, SPECK IS DRECK…DID YOU THINK OF THAT ON YOUR OWN?!?.....Y-YOU KNOW THERE’S SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE…THERES SOME PEOPLE…WHO SPECK…WHO SPECK MATTERS A WHOLE GODDAMN LOT TOO….AND WE’RE NOT GONNA LET EM DOWN…WE’RE NOT GONNA LET SOME ASSHOLE WHO THINKS HES BEING CLEVER SAY SPECK IS DRECK! CUZ YOU KNOW WHAT? SPECK IS NOT DRECK!....YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING.. YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPECK…IT’S…IT’S DISGUSTING ACTUALLY, IT LITTERLY DISGUSTS ME HOW LITTLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT SPECK… YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPECK…YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DON’T YOU CRACK A FUCKIN BOOK OR SOMETHING Y’KNOW? WHY DON’T YOU WATCH A FUCKING THREAD WITH SPECK IN IT HUH? BEFORE YOU GO AROUND MAKING FUCKIN COMMENTS LIKE “SPECK IS DRECK” WHAT THE FUCK. Y’KNOW THERE ARE TRIPFAGS OUT THERE WHO KNOW MORE ABOUT SPECK THAN YOU DO! Y’KNOW ITS YOU YOU’RE LIKE A FUCKIN CULTURELESS NEANDERTHAL Y’KNOW! CUZ Y’KNOW YOU DON’T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT SPECK YOU SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT, YOU GO AROUND SAYING “OH SPECK IS DRECK” NO! Y’KNOW I I’M AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THE SPECK BATPONY COMMUNITY AND Y’KNOW WHEN YOU MESS WITH SPECK YOU MESS WITH US! IM AN ANON ON THE BATPONY DISCUSSION BOARD AND YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN GLAD THIS IS NOT PASTEBIN BECAUSE YOU WOULD GET THE BANHAMMER SO GODDAMN FAST YOU WOULDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING… “SPECK IS DRECK” MOTHERFUCKER…YOU..YOU…SUBHUMAN PIECE OF SHIT… READ A FUCKIN FANFIC YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>12716636 >filename >entire post My fucking sides.
Anonymous
>"I... I was thinking about adoption, Anon." >Well this is awkward. >You look away from her and blush. >She keeps staring at you. >"What did you think I meant?" >You cough into your hand and start shaking your hand. "Some human thing, you wouldn't understand."
>"Unfortunately, we've never been able to have any of our own." >You take a seat at one of the tables and set your plate down. "Why not?"
>Mrs. Cake giggles and shakes her head. >"I guess... some of our parts just don't work." >You tilt your head. "What?"
>She waves a hoof and steps back inside. >"Nothing, dearie." and this picture happened
>>12716615 How about non-clopfic about anon trying to explain her how it works
>"T-This... is... vggng">"W-What?" >"Vagnnnffg" >"Louder!" >"VAGINA" >spaghetti volcanos from his pockets >the heat from his cheeks keeps pasta warm >suddenly, fluffy ponies everywhere >Ponyville is doomed Anonymous
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>>12716615 >>12716636 >>12716945 Oh my god, I can't breathe.
Please, anons.
Please. Never change.
>>12716981 Thanks Vito
After the last Psycho's chapter I've decided to change her face and pose from "I'm a jealous bitch and I'll destroy your rectum" to "I'm jealous and I'll destroy your rectum".
Anonymous
Cute, she answered my question.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12717317 Awesome. Nice work, Vito.
Anonymous
Vito
>>12717345 thanks
>>12717330 what's her name?
Anonymous
>>12717407 Aurora Borealis.
Anonymous
>>12717407 >>12717418 Though, she's not really part of the /mlp/ family. She has her own tumblr.
http://askborealis.tumblr.com/ Vito
>>12717418 >>12717436 Yeah, I'm just asking because I want to rename her pictures on the google disk
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>>12717481 vito can i suck your dick
Anonymous
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>>12717317 10/10
Stay based, Vito
Anonymous
>>12713154 Did someone say seapony bats? Anonymous
>>12717878 ...This is getting ridiculous Anonymous
>>12717896 Are you shore? Whale I don't think we've gone far enough.
Pic is more bat art by Equestria Prevails. I didn't sea it posted here yet Anonymous
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>>12717878 Oh it actually happened.
maybe. No.
That's not a bat, the ears are just whatever.
>>12718228 Watermelon the best
Anonymous
>start reading bat pone stories today >feel out of the loop >decide to look back to the very 1st thread for reference to jokes, etc. >see this shit feel ;_;
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>>12718527 Don't read Nuke's stories. you'll feel even harder. Anonymous
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>>12718527 because that is why we all got in this threaf
Anonymous
>>12717878 I'm pretty sure that's just a seapony that happens to have tufted ears and a unicorn horn.
She doesn't have wings, and she doesn't have the narrow pupils either.
Anonymous
>>12718567 You're denying all of us glorious sea batpony puns.
It cod've been a reely crayative opportunaty Anonymous
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>>12718702 Echo please.
I'm going to have to ask you to clam down and stop doing this on porpoise. SWYS
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>>12717317 I'm cool with it bro, looks legit and fits with the character, I trust your decisions 10/10
currently working on the EP's
SWYS
is there a certain salute that they all do or is it typical?
The Hands !Slavshit.Y
Continuing Mosina story
http://pastebin.com/edit.php?i=mxjz7j4Y >It was a long, restless night >Mosina and her uncle had been up for hours and hours, talking about every which thing >Being bat ponies, it didn't seem to cross their minds that SOME people might be trying to sleep >Still, at some point in the night, you'd managed to drown out their banter long enough to pass out for a few hours >Your door flies open, rousing you from your sleep >"Good mooooorning!" Mosina sang as she pranced into the room "Ughhhhhh...." You groan burying your face in the pillow
>"Oh come on Anon, we've got a big day ahead of us!" She said, yanking the blanket from your grasp, exposing you to the morning chill "Mosina, please, five more minutes..." You manage to grumble
>She gives you a disapproving look >"We're leaving in 20 minutes, we're meeting my uncle at the castle at noon." She said as she trotted back out of the room >Groaning, you force yourself up into a sitting position The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12719965 >"And wear something nice!" She called from the other room >"We don't want to look sloppy in front of the Princesses!" >Your grogginess immediately subsided at that "The Princesses?" You ask
>"Yes, they'll be joining us for lunch. My uncle pulled some strings to give me a chance to pitch them our research idea! Isn't that exciting?" She said gleefully >You began to wonder if maybe you were biting off more than you could chew with this one >Two days ago, you were a lowly dock hand >Now you were off to meet royalty "Yeah, that's actually really great." You said, genuinely feeling excited for the prospect
>You throw on the fanciest clothes you had managed to pack >Admittedly, they were little more than nice looking casual wear, but you had been not been expecting something like this >In 10 minutes, you were freshly shaved, groomed, and ready to go mingle with high society >Eventually, the minutes begin to drag on >Long surpassing the 20 minute deadline she'd set for you >For having rushed you out of bed, Mosina sure was taking her time... >You looked to the clock, it was a quarter to noon "Mosina! Come on we've gotta go!" You call out as you wait by the front door
>"Just a minute!" You hear her call from the other room >Moments later, she rounded the corner The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12719979 >Your eyes went wide as you saw her >Her normal glasses were replaced with the finest spectacles you'd ever laid eyes on >Instead of her usual ponytail, her mane was loose and wavy >And instead of her usual pack, she wore a rather stately looking dress >You were suddenly feeling a lot less confident in your own appearance >She notices your stare and does a quick turn for you >"What do you think? Good enough for royalty?" She asked, laughing "You could BE royalty with that getup." You said, stifling a smile as you fought off your disbelief that this was the same mare from before
>"Oh shush." Mosina said, waving a dismissive hoof at you >She eyed you up and down as well >"You look nice! Is that human formal wear?" She asked curiously >Looking down at yourself, you can't help but laugh >Maybe you'd be fine after all, not like these ponies know what earthly formal wear ought to look like "Yeah, you like what you see?" You ask sarcastically, giving her a turn like she'd given you
>She giggled and shook her head >"Absolutely." She said, rolling her eyes >"Now come on, we're going to be late." She said, trotting past you to the elevator "Well who's fault was that?" You asked, nudging her with your elbow
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>>12719990 >As the two of you climb the steps to the castle entrance, notice Mosina is really taking in all the sights >She talking to herself lowly, as if dictating her thoughts to an invisible recorder "Something up?" You ask
>"I'm just trying to remember everything I'm seeing here." She answered >"It's not often I'm without my notes, but this trip will be a very important part of my book!" "Yeah, I suppose meeting the leaders of the country probably would be something you could squeeze a sentences in for." You chuckle
>"Oh ha ha." She replied, sticking her tongue out at you >"Please try to take this seriously, we may only have one shot at this." >As you approach the great doorway to enter the castle, you can see Silver Tongue already waiting for you >"Mosina, so glad you could make it. I was beginning to worry that maybe you'd gotten lost." He said >"My my, you look stunning." >"Thank you uncle. Are we going straight to the gardens?" Mosina asked, looking around again >"Or do I have some time to look around the castle a bit?" >The Princesses are on a tight schedule, there will be time to see the rest of the castle later, for now, we eat." Silver Tongue said as he motioned for one of the door guards to allow you passage >As the three of you make your way through the castle toward the gardens, Silver Tongue prattles on about this and that, mostly etiquette for lunch with the royals >"Are you getting all of this...Anon was it?" He asked >He'd been making EXTRA sure that you were picking up on every last detail he could shoehorn in his long winded explanations The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12720006 "Crystal, sir." You say, getting slightly irritated
>"Good, it's a rare opportunity that someone in your position is allowed to interact with the royal sisters this way. You should feel honored." He responded matter of factly >He turned to you and gave you the same glaring look he had back at the penthouse >"So, that's Earthican formal attire?" >Not this again >You look down at your collared shirt and khakis "Earthling, actually. And yes, this is standard formal clothing where I come from." You respond
>He scoffs lightly >"Yes, well, I've forgotten how different some cultures can be." He said, no longer looking at you >"Just be on your best behavior." >He was really starting to get on your nerves >Mosina was just looking straight ahead, but you could see the discomfort beginning to spread across her face >"Ah! Here we are!" Silver Tongue announced as you stepped through a grand opening that led out into the castle gardens >Your irritation with Silver Tongue melted away as the party made it's way through the gardens >The aroma of the thousands of different types of flowers was heavenly >And the sea of colors, and great jewel encrusted fountains painted a picture of the most serene beauty you ever thought possible >It's like you'd died and gone to heaven >Rounding a corner, you see a round table attended to by servants and guards >Sitting in their respective places, were the princesses of Equestria >To your surprise, they stood up to meet your party, rather than remaining seated >You had been told of the royal sisters, but this was your first time seeing them >They were truly a sight to see, different than any other pony you'd encountered >According to those who you'd spoken to, these two were responsible for raising the sun and the moon every day and night >You thought it had more to do with planetary rotation and whatnot, but who were you to tell magic talking ponies what was possible and what wasnt? The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12720021 >Silver Tongue and Mosina bowed deeply as they approached >Noticing this, you immediately (and clumsily) followed suit >"Sir Silver Tongue, how nice of you to join us today." The white princess said >"Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, it's always an honor to meet with you." Silver Tongue said, rising from his bow >"Your majesties, I'd like you to meet my niece, Mosina. She's the one I was telling you about when we last spoke." >The Princesses looked to Mosina, who had not yet risen from her bow >"It's a pleasure to meet you Mosina, your uncle has told us much about you." Celestia said >"T-thank you, your majesty." Mosina stammered, still not rising from her bow >The sisters looked at each other, smirking a bit >"You may rise, Mosina." Luna said, motioning for her to stand >"Yes, p-princess." Mosina said, rising from her bow >The gaze of the royals then turned to you >"And who is your friend?" Celestia questioned, examining you thoroughly >There was no hint of negativity in her tone, or her expression, just pure curiosity >"That's Anon, Mosina's friend. He'll be accompanying her on her trip." Silver Tongue said >"Is that so?" Celestia said, still eying you >"Where are you from Anon?" >Ohgodohgodohgod The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12720032 >You open your mouth, but words don't seem to escape >You'd never spoken to the leader of a country before >You clear your throat, and try again "Earth, ma'am." You manage to get out
>Silver Tongue shoots you another glare >"You will address the princess as "your majesty", Anon." He said sternly >Will this guy just get off your back? "I'm sorry, in my country we didn't have royalty..." You say
>Celestia chuckles slightly, and Luna seems to be amused as well >"It's quite alright, Anon. We're not such sticklers for formalities." Celestia says, motioning for your party to take your seats >As you all sit, Celestia turns to several servants >"I think we're about ready to begin, would you bring out everything?" She asks >As the servants take their leave, the princesses turn back to the three of you >"So, Mosina, tell us more about your trip." Celestia says in a warm, inviting voice >"Well...I, uh..." Mosina starts, struggling to put words together >"Well um, tomorrow we're going to Stalliongrad, to do some more research about the history of ponies of the North." She says >Celestia simply nods, a smile on her face >"They're certainly a unique group. The city is ancient you know, almost predating Canterlot." She explains >"The ponies there and all over the north can be very independent minded, and not very welcoming to outsiders. You'll have to exercise caution and try not to offend them while you're there." >Mosina at this point is wide eyed, and nodding frantically The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12720048 >"Y-yes your majesty. In what research I've managed to do I learned that they aren't exactly the most friendly. But I hope that maybe a few will open up and allow me to interview them." She says meekly >"I'm sure you'll find whatever you're looking for." Celestia says reassuringly >At this point, Luna speaks up >"Where else will you be going on this expedition, young Mosina?" >Mosina stops and thinks >"Well, after Stalliongrad, Anon and I will probably be heading out to the western frontier, to Appleoosa, then to the southern jungles, near the border of Zebra territory." >"You certainly have quite the trip ahead of you." Luna said >"It'll be worth it for my book," Mosina said, finally loosening up >"I want everypony who reads it to leave knowing something they never did before." >At that, Luna gave an approving look >"That's a very noble goal, Mosina." She said "That's what I told her." You piped up
>The princesses' look turns to you >"Did you? Well you'd certainly be correct in your assessment." Luna replied >"So, Anon. Do tell us more about yourself. I do not recall ever meeting on of your kind before." >Tell us about yourself >This fucking question "Well, I'm a human, from Earth like I said before..." You start, struggling to think of what else you could really say of interest
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>>12720056 >The table simply looks at you as you pause "I um...I worked as a Ponyville, I've been here in Equestria for about 3 months now..."
>"And how did you find yourself here, exactly?" Luna probed "I honestly don't remember, one day I woke up and bam, here I was." You shrug
>"I see." Luna said, looking to her sister. >"Well we are glad to have you with us." Celestia said, nodding at you >"It's not every day you get to meet someone as unique as yourself." >You? >Unique? >You can't help but laugh at the notion, illiciting strange looks from the others >Calming yourself, you notice the stares "I'm sorry," you say, wiping a tear from your eye
"Nobody has ever used that word to describe me before."
>"Well, now someone has." Celestia smiled at you, understanding. >Over the course of your lunch, Silver Tongue and the royal sisters discuss current affairs, politics, other nonsense you weren't too concerned about >Mosina was very quiet, and barely touching her food >She caught your stare several times and simply gave you a quick smile before looking back down at her plate >When all was said and done, the group made it's way back into the castle, when the princesses stopped near the library The Hands !Slavshit.Y
>>12720068 >"Mosina, if you wouldn't mind, we'd like very much to speak to you more about your trip in private for a few moments." Celestia said, beckoning her toward the library >Mosina stood there dumbfounded for a moment >"Y-yes! Of course!" She exclaimed, trotting in behind them as the closed the door >"Anon, I'd also like a word with you." Silver Tongue said sternly >Great, what could it be this time? "Yes, sir?" You say, looking him in the eye as you spoke
>"I'm going to be blunt with you Anon, I don't much care for you." He started >Some diplomat "I thought you diplomats were supposed to be tactful." You quipped, leaning up against a pillar
>"In cases of national importance, yes, but this is a man to man discussion." He dismissed >"Now, I don't know you, I don't know if anything you've told us about yourself is true, but my niece trusts you," >Oh boy, this talk >"Mosina is very dear to me, and I'm barely more on board with her doing this trip of hers with someone like you than I am with her going it alone." He snarled "Mosina is my friend, you have no reason not to trust me." You reply
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>>12720078 >Silver Tongue simply shakes his head >"Trust is earned, not freely thrown about." He shot back >"Regardless, if you are to go with her, I expect her to return in good health and spirits. If she is anything less than that, I will hold you accountable, are we clear?" >Yeah, this was definitely getting a little out of hand "Yes, sir." You say, not breaking your eye contact with him
>"Good." He replies, as the library door opens and Mosina comes bounding out, a big smile on her face "Good news?" You ask
>"I'll tell you on the train, but we've got to get back to the penthouse to get ready!" She said cheerily, trotting past you >"Come on, I'll race you back!" She said with a devilish grin as she took off >You turn back to the princesses and Silver Tongue, and bow slightly "Thank you again for everything, but I have to go catch my colleague." You say, and off you go after her
>"A strange pairing, those two." Luna says as she looks at her sister >"I'll say." Silver Tongue grumbled >Celestia shook her head, and smiled at the two >"Maybe, but something tells me that those two are right where they ought to be." That's all for now folks. Comments? Suggestions?
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>>12720068 I worked as a dock hand*
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>>12720091 > stalliongrad Nuggets better be a thing.
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p0ni updated
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B_BmzaQR8cbCVm1TRkZ4OTExLWc/edit?usp=sharing >>12719647 Maybe:
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>>12720157 I can try to work something out
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So I wanted to start writefagging and I'm a coderfag who uses notepad++ for shit
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>>12720497 And yes I understand that the reason it counts as 2 lines is because in RegEx the beginning of a line and the end of a line are both special characters (^ and $ as represented respectively)
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>>12720963 I don't get it.
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>>12721018 Nah, t'was an extra DJ did.
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>>12721066 FUCK, not DJ meant LSA
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>>12720228 vito could you change the look on hekesuh
idk why but it looks like he is sleepy instead of shy
just a suggestion Anonymous
>>12704856 >>"Can I come home with you?" >"Oh, I wish you could. But the really tall jerk just absolutely hates everything good in the world." >>"Oh." >>The filly trots over to Anon and starts tugging at his pants leg. >>"Excuse me, Mr. Jerk?" thanks for the diabetes Anonymous
>>12721015 Sun's going down, now is the time of the bat
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>>12722900 gibe me a few mins to get some stuff together and I'll post y'all sum story.
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>>12723109 for real that whole chapter was nothing but diabetes for me. SevenSixTwo
Is dat sum Moonlight and Anon I spy?>You are Anon and… >“Oooooh yeahhhhh…” >Uh… >“That’s the spot. Now, harder!” >It’s really not what it sounds like… >Smiling and holding back your laughter, Moonlight purred like a cat while you scratched her back and ears. >Last night had been one of the best times you’d had here in Hollow Shades. >You’d told Moonlight and Pull Tab about your awful date with Cascade, and you thought they almost choked on their food when you told them about what happened at Cascade’s house. >Most of all they made you feel like you had something that you didn’t in P0nyville. >Safety. >Stopping for a second to let Moonlight rest, she stretched. You smiled playfully. >Blushed, her face turned a bright scarlet red. >“I-I didn’t purr!” >Oh boy, did she really start blushing then. >“S-shut up!” >She growled, it was adorable. You smiled. >Too late. >She wiggled her butt and pounced on you just like a cat would. >“I’m not a cat!” >What she didn’t know is that humans have more strength than ponies. >Picking her up and setting her down on your lap like a cat or lap dog you begin to stroke her mane and coat. >You acted like you pressed a button sending people to their doom. >She shot you a confused look. >“What are you talking about, Anon? And why did you call me Mr. Bigglesworth?” >You could only laugh. >After several minutes of explaining the movie, and teasing her about being a cat, you both settled down and put in a girly movie that she had wanted to watch.
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>>12723581 >A scene came up later in the movie that made it feel too similar to your life. >The character packed their bags and boarded a train in the middle of the night. >You could barely watch, it brought back the worst of memories. >Getting up, you began to walk to the door when Moonlight called out to you. >“Hey Anon, where are you going?” >Smiling, you simply remarked with, “Out to get some fresh air.”
>Outside was chilly, but not nearly as bad as you thought it’d be. >Looking up at the moon with it showing only half of itself tonight, you remembered how you used to look at the moon in P0nyville. >“It’s a nice moon out tonight, isn’t it?" >You jumped a little, but it was only Moonlight. >Walking over and sitting down beside you, she looked toward the moon too. >“When I was growing up I used to just look at the moon for hours.” >A moment passed, and you sighed softly. >“P0nyville on your mind?” >Had she been taking lessons from the bartender? “Yeah…”
>Her gaze shifted from the moon to you. >“Anon, if you ever want to talk about it. I’m here.” >She turned her gaze back to the moon. >Getting to the door, you wanted to go back inside and pretend like nothing had ever happened, but at the last second you turned around. >Sitting back down beside her you looked back up toward the moon. A chilly breeze blew by and Moonlight wrapped her wings around her body. >You’d seen bat ponies do this all the time to keep themselves warm. >Eventually a couple minutes passed before you broke the silence. “Moonlight?”
>“Hmm?” “Have you ever been in a situation where no matter what you do nothing will ever change for the better?”
>“No, I haven’t.” >You looked back to the moon. “I have.”
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>>12723603 >You burst through the door. “I can’t take it anymore!”
>You stomped toward the pony levitating potions and empty beakers. “This time she almost got me, but next time? I don’t want to even think about it…”
>“Just go talk to the local guards or something.” >You’d done that a hundred times and nothing ever happened. “All I’m asking is that you put a spell on her or something to make her stay away from me.”
>“I can’t do that and you know it.” “Well what can you do? You’re the only one that actually seems to listen. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are useless, Rarity went up on my clothes… again, and Applejack told me to just buck up and take it like a stallion. You’re the only one that actually understands and cares about what’s going on.”
>You sighed deeply. “I can’t keep doing this Twilight. I'm afraid, afraid she'll finally succeed.”
>Sitting the beakers and glass down gently, she turned to face you. >She bore a small sad smile. >“Anon, I know we’ve been close friends for some time. We read the same books, enjoy the same foods, and I’d like to think we could be more than just friends…” >That last part brought a smile and red hot blush to your face. >The memories of lying on your back side by side gazing into the starry night were very vivid, or the hours and hours you and her laughed about the oddities of human culture. “…but,”
>she continued and your smile slowly began to fade, >“Fluttershy is my friend, and I cannot just use some magic on her just because I want to make her stop. I know how hard it is for you, but you’re just going to have to live with the fact that Fluttershy wants you. I know that isn’t what you want to hear, and I’m sorry.” 3/6
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>>12723633 >Defeated, your eyes fell to the floor and you turned to walk out of the library. What more could you do? >You’d tried everything and even that wasn’t enough. >Reaching the stairs of Twilight’s private study, you looked over your shoulder at your cute purple pony with such a disappointed look upon her. >That was the look of failing a friend in need. “I understand, Twilight.”
>Descending the stairs from her private study, you felt jaded as if your hands and feet moved on their own. >You were on autopilot, or just going through the motions as they say. >She’d never stop until she got what she wanted. >On the way out something peculiar caught your eye on the community job postings. >‘Help Wanted: Strong and able worker to relocate immediately to Hollow Shades.’ >Suddenly, an idea popped in your head. >If you couldn’t get her to stop or anyone to help, then you’d escape. >Taking the flyer, you quickly got home before they released Fluttershy from jail. >Calling the number, they were delighted to hear from someone about the job. >The hours seemed decent, but the pay was mediocre compared to what you were making. >The company even went as far to look into getting you into an apartment or a home. >They gave you a dozen numbers for mostly apartments, but one house in particular was outside of town enough to be somewhat similar to the home you currently rented. >She gave you the price, and you were instantly sold. >Calling back the company, you told them that everything was set and you were on your way as soon as the train departed that night. >Packing your bags with books and clothes, you thought of telling Twilight of your plans, but you thought it best not to. >In the midst of your packing, you heard a knock at your front door. You knew not to even answer it. >Eventually the knocking went away and all your bags were packed and ready to go. 4/6
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>>12723690 >The wait was dreadful, and long. >You were filled with so much excitement and joy to finally escape that you thought you’d burst. >At the same time you thought about how much Twilight had meant to you, and you’d be throwing all that away. >Sighing deeply, you took a piece of parchment from your room and began to write a letter to her. To my dearest Twilight Sparkle,
I am afraid I can no longer deal with Fluttershy’s unwanted advances. I am leaving Ponyville to preserve my mental and physical health. I hope you understand, please forgive me for not telling you in person.
Love,
Anon
>You rolled it up, and grabbed a peach from the fruit basket on your kitchen table and sat it down on top to hold it in place. >It was dark outside now, and time for you to depart. >You had already gotten the money for your train ticket ready. >Locking up your house for the last and final time was such an odd feeling. >You started to recall all the little things that you had intended to fix, but never got around to it. >Oh well, no sense in worrying about it now. >Taking back roads to make sure none were following, you eventually arrived at the train station. >You walked up to the teller, and put your bits on the counter. “One way ticket to Hollow Shades, please.”
>The buck took the bits, and gave you a ticket. >“You moving?” >A smile spread like wildfire across your face. “Nah, more like escaping.”
>“Uh, okay. The train ride will take a couple days, so get comfortable.” >Before you got on the train you took one last look at P0nyville and smiled one last sad smile. “Goodbye Twilight.”
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>>12723750 >You are Moonlight. >Anon just finished telling you why he had left P0nyville. >Tears streamed down your cheeks. >You felt so bad about everything that had happened to him. >You wish that you could do something to make it up to him for having to leave his close friend. >“Moonlight, are you okay?” >Your hooves spring out and hug him tightly around his chest. >He flinched, but relaxed quickly enough. >You have no idea how long you hugged him for just feeling his warm breath on the top of your head. >It was a feeling you hadn’t felt in such a long time, and you hated to see it end. >When you finally broke from the hug it was somewhat awkward. >Scratching your mane, you smiled , albeit awkwardly. “Sorry about that, Anon. I guess I kind of got carried away.”
>He smiled. >“It’s alright, Moonlight.” >This was your chance. “Anon, can you call me Moony?”
>He flashed a big toothy grin. >“Sure, as long as it’s Moony the kitty cat!” >You shot him a wried look. >That was not how you wanted him to use your nickname… “For the last time, I don’t do anything like a cat!”
>He started laughing, and eventually you did too. >It was a beautiful night, and you couldn’t have been any happier. 6/6
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>>12723844 As always comments, constructive criticism, and complaints are welcome.
Here's part 4 if you missed it.
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>>12723896 I thought it was bretty gud
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>>12723896 >story >OC >story >OC >story >OC >st--SevenSixTwo? >mfw Anonymous
>>12724402 Thank you, I am really liking Mosina so far.
>>12724451 I wat?
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>>12724521 >>mfw >face is happy It's a compliment.
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>>12724559 Dat Pic.
Jokes her I stuck my finger up my bum Anonymous
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>>12724687 Okay sorry, it's kinda late for me.
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random doodle>why is she not real
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Sorry if I butcher your characters's personalities, Nuke and Psycho. >You walk up to the front door after a long day at work. >Shit was not cash at all... >You dig through your pockets for a key to open the door. >... >Nothing. >Well, at least there's the key under the ma- >"Just give the date a try, Speck!" >"I don't really think a blind date's a good idea, Echo..." >You grab the key and unlock the door to see Echo and another bat pony. >The second mare is staring at you with eyes that are as big as her head. >It makes sense, considering that your the only one of your species here. >Her hoof is slowly raising and points at you. >"E-Echo...what is that?" >"Oh, that's my roommate, Anon!" >Echo grabs the mare and nudges her towards you. >"Anon, this is my friend, Speck." >You raise your hand towards her and smile. >She nods and touches the tips of your fingers, shaking them up and down. >The hand/hoof shake is broken by Echo, who is bouncing around the room, despite the fact that it doesn't seem like she has had any sugar today. >How do you know she hasn't had sugar? >The house is still clean. >And nothing is broken. >The bat p0ne stops and turns towards you. >"Hm?" >Speck is grabbed and hugged by your roommate. >"Because I just got my friend a date!" >The captured mare raises her hoof. >"Well, actually...it's a blind dat-" >"And they're going to spend time together at a carnival!" >"Echo, I still don't think this is a goo-" >"It's going to be a ton of fun!" >Echo starts to jump with Speck in her arms, but stops and throws the mare at the ground while they are in the middle of the air. >"Wait a second...you have to get ready for the date!"
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>>12724979 >She grabs Speck and pushes her outside, and closes the door on her friend. >"OK...I can get ready at my house...I'll meet you guys at the train tomorrow..." >You look out the window and can't find a trace of that mare anywhere. >Guess she's a fast flyer. >"Uh, Anon? Could we please go to the carnival tomorrow?" >After a quick 540, you see that Echo is sitting on the ground with a big grin on her face. Why?
>"Because I set Speck up with a random guy, and I need to make sure the date ends greatly!" >Really? She's going to mess with her friend's date? >"Pleease?" >Her eyes soon start to water, and they gradually grow in size overtime. >Time to contemplate on whether or not taking her to a carnival would be a good thing... >On one hand, it might cost a lot of money... >And she might cause damage... >And you wouldn't get to stare at a certain cowmare's flank during the day... >On the other hand, it would allow you to get away from another day of working your ass off until you feel like dying... >And it would make the bat p0ny happy... >And it could be a ton of fun... >... >Screw it. Sure, sounds like it'd be great.
>Your roommate gasps and lunges at you, wrapping her hooves around you. >"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" >The hug is shortly broken up, and the excited bat proceeds to bounce around the room with a smile that takes up all of her face. >"This is going to be so much fun!" >She jumps and is now hanging on the ceiling. Uh, what are you doing?
>She looks down at you, rolling her eyes. >"I'm going to sleep, duh." >You tilt your head in confusion. But it's only around seven...
>"Well, I have nothing to do, so I'd rather sleep through the day instead of waiting the whole time." >Whatever. I'll just go tell AJ that I'm not going to be at work tomorrow.
>You grab an apple and walk outside, closing the door. >Sometimes that bat's logic makes no sense. 2/?
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>>12724987 >The next day... >The train's horn loudly activates, causing you to sigh. >Tonight's the night that you're going to ruin your only chance at getting a mare to like you... >It's sweet that Echo would go out of her way to set you up on a blind date, but would this actually work? >Time to get the answer to this question... >You turn off the television and walk out of your bedroom, slogging towards the bathroom to make yourself look "better". >After a quick comb, you determine that you don't really look THAT bad. >Maybe this bat doesn't care about looks. >Or maybe she just wants to hang out, and doesn't want a coltfriend. >You can only hope for so much, Aux... >After a brief shower, you grab your wallet, and put it in your pocket. >Time to go. >You walk outside and make your way towards the train station. >The stroll itself wasn't that bad, especially since you live next door to the place.
>Despite this convenience, this fact does make sleeping a difficult task, considering the fact that the station has a 24/7 thing. >It's rather surprising that there were no trains to interrupt your sleep for once. >Maybe it's a sign that this was meant to end in a marvelous way! >The train ride is uneventful, though riding it by yourself causes some of the other passengers to stare at you as if you had something wrong with you. >The train stops at the carnival, and you get off, moving around everyone that is in your way. >Wouldn't want to get them mad... >Once you finally get inside, you look around, hoping to find somep0ny you kno- >Hey look, there's Echo! >And she's with someone who is tall, in a suit, and has a green face with a question mark on the front of it. >... >Wat. 3/?
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>>12724999 >"Aux!" >She flies towards you while holding some pink cotton candy. >"I got this for you and your date!" >The cotton candy has now switched from her inventory to yours. >That's nerd talk for she threw it and you caught it. >You put the cotton candy on a table nearby, and point at the stranger that Echo was with. Echo? Who is that?
>She looks and the direction you are pointing, and smiles. >"Oh, that's my friend and roommate, Anon! He's really nice!" Wait...you're living with that thing?
>A hoof lightly nudges you. >"Anon's not a thing, he's a human!" >A mare in a nice fedora starts tapping Echo on the back. >"Uh, Echo? Didn't you say you were going to bring me to my date?" >Date. >Wait...is that the p0ny Echo set you up with? >"Oh, I almost forgot! Thanks for reminding me, Speck!" >Your bat friend grabs the mare and pushes her towards you. >"Aux, this is Speck. Speck, this is Aux." >The two of you just stare at each other as Echo's smile is taking up all of her face, probably hoping that something will happen. >Her expression turns into a sheepish grin, and she starts taking steps backwards towards her green friend. >"I'm just going to let you two do your thin-" >She bumps into a stallion, causing him to drop his ice cream on a mare. >"Oops, sorry!" >And she is now back with her "human". >The two of you go back to staring at each other without making a peep. >Except this time, both of you are blushing. >Oh Luna, she looks cute like that. >A tumbleweed rolls by you after a minute. >Guess it's up to you, the stallion, to break this dreadful silence. H-How are you d-doing?
>"I-I'm fine." >Another minute passes by with neither of you saying anything. >Damn it, why can't you keep a conversati- >Maybe you could give her a gift to get things going! >But what would she like? 4/?
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>>12725020 >You grab the cotton candy from earlier, and bring it up to Speck's face. I-I got this for y-you.
>She takes it and smiles. >"Uh, thanks." >You turn to where you last saw Echo to see that she is watching the two of you with binoculars, giggling. Uh, Speck?
>Mr. Righty is now tapping your date. Speck...did you know that our friend is watching us?
>She turns and frowns once she spots Echo. >"Really?" >The tall creature/her roommate grabs her and proceeds to drag her away, much to her displeasure. >"But Anon! My friends need my help!" >"No they don't! Just leave them to do their things and let's go do something fun!" >"But this is fun!" >"No, it's not!" >He walks into the line for a roller coaster with Echo in his arms. >"A roller coaster?! Awesome!" >She frees herself and flies through the line. >"Anon" follows her with his hooves-that-have-weird-tips covering his face. ...Well, that was-
>"Odd?" Yep.
>Speck starts to walk in a random direction, pulling out a wallet. >You grab her and turn her towards you in confusion. Hey, wh-where are you going?
>She removes your hoof from herself and rolls her eyes. >"I'm just going to play some games, win a prize, etc." >You nod and walk after her as she takes off. >Winning a prize for this mare might make things better. >The two of you walk up to a stand with balloons stuck to a wall. >"Hello everyp0ny! Come give this game a try! All you have to do is pop all five balloons, and you'll win this giant teddy bear!" >The stallion pulls out a teddy bear from under the table, despite the fact that the table doesn't seem like it could hide a bear that big. >You smirk, and approach the stand. >It can't be that hard, could it? >Others have been able to do this before, so why would it end badly for you? >You set down 2 bits(the cost to play the game), and turn to the p0ny running the stand. Give me some darts.
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>>12724952 >tfw no batpone marefriend Anonymous
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>>12724952 It's very good, please do more. Legofag !!j9tgG/6TUGe
>>12725034 >He nods and and drops a bucket on the table. >Does he really think you'd need dozens of darts to win? >You grab a dart, smirk again, and throw it at the wall nonchalantly. >It hits a balloon and bounces off. >... >Wat. >You grab a bunch more and throw it at the same object. >Still no result. >What the hell's going on? >You look down at the darts themselves to see if there's anything wrong with the- >All of them are dull. >Even though it makes no sense, you clench your hoof and stare at the stallion running the place in the eyes. Y-You ch-cheater...
>"Hm?" Th-This game is ri-rigged.
>"Speak up louder, sonny. I can't here ya." Nevermind.
>Screw it, you have a ton of darts left. >The impact of the projectiles might get too much and could pop all of them. >Or you could just throw sharp rocks at the balloons instead. >...Yeah, let's go with plan two. >You drop down to the ground, grabbing every small rock you could find. >Dull rock...fat rock...aha! A large(though oddly shaped) rock! >It is long, has a cylinder shape, and has a tip on one end. >And there are spheres on the opposite side of it. >Along with some stuff that makes it seem like it is something that is supposed to be worn. >But who would wear a rock? >You get up, holding this "rock". >"Wait, what do you think you're doing?" N-Nothing says I can't do this.
>"Oh, OK. Go ahead, sir." >He blocks his mouth in an attempt to muffle a laugh. >Weird. >You throw the objects at the wall and they manage to pop all of the balloons. Yes! Now where's my prize?
>You look on the other side of the stand, and find that the worker is laughing his ass off. Uh, wh-what are you doing? C-Can't you see that I w-won?
>He looks up, and his eyes grow to the size of his head when he notices that you were telling the truth. >"Damn. I didn't expect anyone to win with a strap-on." >Strap-on? 6/?
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>>12725053 Uh, wh-what's a strap on?
>"Wait, you don't know what a strap-on is?" No-
>"Holy crap! Hey guys!" >Three p0nies walk up to him. >"This chump doesn't know what a strap-on is!" >Now you have a bunch of people laughing at you for now knowing what a "strap-on" is, despite the fact you had used it to win the gam- >Wait, you never got your prize. U-Uh, c-can I just have my pr-prize?
>Once they stop laughing, the stallion pulls out the teddy bear and you take it, proceeding to walk back to Speck. >When you walk up to her, you notice that she is covering her mouth with her hoof, muffling her mouth like the worker had done. H-Hey Speck,I- I got you this.
>You hand it to her and she tips over to the ground. >"Heh...it's really heavy..." >You start to walk, but immediately get stopped by Speck. >"Aux...d-did you know what you were throwing back there?" >You shake your head. N-Nope. Not at all. The guy did call it a strap-on, though.
>That sets the mare off and she falls to the ground, laughing. >"O-Oh my gosh! That's gold! >She gets up, and leans in towards your ear. >"A strap-on is used in sex." >... WHAT?!
>You jump and land on the bear toy. >Speck goes back to covering her mouth with her hoof. >She giggles, and grabs the toy, causing you to fall to the ground and slamming the grass with your head. Ow...
>"Wasn't that fun, Anon?" >"Don't act like you originally wanted to go on that when I was the one that dragged you to the line, Echo." >"OK..." >You look up and see the green-faced thing and Echo walking towards you. >"Aux! Speck!" >She jumps into the air and starts flying at you. >Her arms stretch out, and- >She's going to hug you, isn't sh- HMPF!
>The two of you crash together and land on the toy prize. >"Ow..." 7/?
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>>12725074 >The dark haired bat gets up, shakes her head, and nudges you. >"So...how's the date been going?" >You turn to Speck, who is giggling. It's been...alright...
>"Speck!" >The mare moves away from you and flies at her other friend. >When she gets close enough, she locks the other mare in a tight hug. >"I missed you so much!" >"But we've only been away for about twenty minutes, Echo..." >"I know!" >The two of them separate, and Speck starts breathing in and out heavily because of how hard Echo hugs. >"Did...you really...have to hug...that hard..." >"Yep!" >Her mate finally catches up to her, and pats her head. >"Let's go get something to eat, Echo. I skipped breakfast, and I am starving." >She nods and the two of them walk away. >Your best friend turns around, and puts her hooves in a megaphone shape. >"Don't forget to go on the roller coaster! It's really fun!" >The tall bipedal creature grabs one of her hooves and starts walking towards the food stand. >"Don't try direct their date, Echo. That's how they end badly". >"OK..." >They proceed to walk into the line for food, and wait patiently, with Echo bouncing in one area. >"So...wanna go on that coaster that Echo recommended" >Damn it. Wh-Why?
>"Because it looks like it'd be a ton of fun." >A chili-pepper shade of red starts to glow on her face. >"And I always wanted to ride one with someone c-cute..." >Holy crap. >Did she just call you cute?! >Sweat drips down your face as you stand there flabbergasted. >Come on, Aux. >All you need to do is say yes, and endure the t-terrifying ride with her, and things will end greatly. S-Sure, let's g-go. I-I always wanted to ride something like th-this.
>The two of you grab your things and walk towards the line for the coaster. >For some reason, the line is pretty short. >Six p0nies are in line, to be exact. >A feeling of a hoof is now pushing your right side. >"Glad the ride holds eight, right?" >You nervously nod. Yeah...great...
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>>12725093 >The rope that is blocking p0nies from entering the other side of the line opens up, and almost all the seats are taken up immediately. >Only the front ones are left when you and Speck finally get to the front of the line. >What a coincidence... >"Um, is there a place where I could put my fedora for safekeeping, sir?" >Oh, right. >You have to put the teddy bear somewhere safe so it doesn't get stole- >"Sorry, ma'am, but we do not have an area for you to put your items. You're going to have to wear it through the ride. Same goes for you, teddy bear stallion." >Really? You're going to have to hold it during the ride? >The two of you say "OK" in at the same time, and sit down on the coaster. >This is going to end badly... >The ride starts, and there is a light jerk that sends the cart forward. >It reaches the slope, and is now going up. >And up. And up. >"So...you nervous, Aux?" >You shake your head. N-Nope...n-not scared at a-all...
>"Really? This ride lasts three minutes, and barely anyone was in line because of how scary the ride is, so it'd be ok for this thing to put some fear into you." >She looks down, dripping sweat from her face. >"I-I can see why no one else was in line..." >Gulp. >The feeling of a hoof touches your right hoof. >You turn and see that Speck had grabbed it. >Ohgoshohgoshohgoshohgosh! >A mare is finally holding hooves with you! >This is amazing... >The vehicle finally manages to make it to the top, an- AHHHHHH!!!!
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>>12725111 >"AHHHHHH!!!!" >You look up, and see that the roller coaster has started its drop. >The chump in the front should've sat in the middle, like you did. >"*lick noise* Thanks for getting me this ice cream, Anon!" >Echo places herself down on the chair next to you. >"*Swallowing noise* So...whatcha watching?" >You smirk. Just some guy that made the wrong choice of sitting in the front of the coaster.
>Your "partner" looks up, and gasps. >"Oh my gosh, that's Aux and Speck!" >Wait, what. >"And Speck is still wearing her cute fedora!" >She's wearing a hat...on a roller coaster? >"And Aux has a...giant teddy bear?" >Wat. >You look up, an- >What the hell are those fools doing? >Speck has one hoof on her hat and is holding Aux's hoof, while Aux is loosing his grip on the toy. >That thing is SO going to fly through the air at one point. >"Do you think they're having fun?" >You look down at Echo, who is swinging her tail, hitting the floor repeatedly. >After another glimpse at the "love birds", you conclude that something is going to happen involving their ite-
>"MY FEDORA!" >There is a gust of wind, the fedora is flying at and and Echo goes into the air for no reason at all. >"I got it, I got i-" >BONK! >The piece of clothing hits her in the head, causing her to fall to the ground. E-Echo?
>You walk over to her now-silent body, and try to check for any injuries. >Her leg twitches, and the fedora falls from the air, landing perfectly on her head, covering her face. >Guess you should put her somewhere saf- HHMPF!
>Something knocks into you, and now you are unconscious on the ground with your friend. 10/?
more trips Legofag !!j9tgG/6TUGe
>>12725129 >You and Aux are now exiting the ride, shaking with fear. >It went so fast that you lost your favorite hat, and Aux had lost his teddy bear. Th-That was f-fun...
>"Y-Yep..." S-So...what should we do n-next?"
>You turn to Aux, and see that he is gone. Aux?
>"Um, Speck? I-I found your hat and my bear..." >He found it? >"And I found our f-friends..." >What is he talking about? >You approach him, scratching your hea- >Your hat! >You immediately burst and rush at it, grabbing the thing off of the p0ny that is wea- >It's on Echo. Echo?
>"And I found her green friend..." >He lifts the prize, revealing that tall thing that seemed like it was going to hurt you yesterday. >"Wh-What should we do with them?" >The stallion picks up Echo, and attempts to drag her roommate with one hoof. >"Sp-Speck? I n-need some h-help..." >You nod and proceed to help him drag your peers wherever Aux is dragging the- >"I-I think this sh-should be a g-good place to put th-them." >He sets Echo down on a bench. >"No Anon...I don't want to go to sleep...it's only midnight...like my...cousin's name..." >She curls up, and grabs Aux's toy, hugging it in her sleep/knocked out state. >"OK...I'll sleep...just make sure to have ice cream when I *yawns* wake up..." >An adorable smile erupts from her face. >You decide to place Anon next to her on the bench. >"Echo...stop eating everything...it's not good for you..." >You smile, and turn to Aux. So, what now?
>"I-I don't know..." >There are nine dings, and you look up at the clock tower-that-only exists-because-the-author-needed -a-way-to-show-time. >9:00 P.M. >So this date has somehow already taken one hour, despite the fact you two have not done much. >How does that work?! >"I-I think we should stay with them until they wake up..." >You nod. Yeah...I agree...
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>>12710732 >>12711129 >>12710742 see
>>12711669 >He ran out of ideas on what to draw and promptly left. That about aptly describes what happened. That, creative blocks, and life in general.
At least I've been spending more time with the wife...
>>12712847 >>12712884 >>12712900 I wish I had the time to lurk
>>12712957 That was my intention, yes. Sort of like lighting the fire of creativity for threads that lack images and need some more content.
>>12713003 Are seaponies an actual thing?
Do they need more art? In all honesty, I really have burnt myself out creatively. I have tried a few times in my downtime to whip out a sheet of paper and draw something batpony related, maybe a short comic of Moon Shine or Lullaby to better explain their characters, but It is literally like a mental block that prevents me from drawing anything that I deem worthy. I wish I could show you guys the hundreds of crumpled drawings laying in the bin beside my desk. I am severely lacking in creative inspiration and simply don't have the time to read stories in order to GET any inspiration. FiM is what got me back into drawing, but now not even ponies can inspire me to pick up a pencil anymore. I'm hoping this doesn't last much longer.
Legofag !!j9tgG/6TUGe
>>12725144 >You open your eyes, gasping. >Your friends were doing their date thing, and you haven't been awake to watch them! Anon!
>"Wh-What..." >You turn to your comrade, who is wiping his face. >"What the hell happened..." I don't know.
>Your legs regain their energy and you stand up. We need to check on my friends' date!
>"Uh, Echo?" >"W-We're right here." >Huh? What?
>A quick spin, and it turns out your best friends were standing right in front of you. Guys!
>You spring and jump at them, taking them in for a tight hug, because tight hugs signify a good friendship. I'm sorry I was knocked out and wasn't able to help you throughout your date!
>Your grip increases, and your friends start to make noises. >"Th-That's nice, Echo, but y-you're kinda...chocking...m-me..." >Oops. Heh, sorry.
>Anon gets up and grabs you, moving you away from the two that need your help. >"Uh, could you guys explain what the hell happened to us?" >They both nod and sweat in sync. >No, seriously, they're doing everything at the same time. >The sweat is dripping down their face at the same rate. >Honest! >"Well...Aux and I had to wear/carry our stuff on the ride...and it kinda fell off during a drop...and hit you guys really hard..." >She sheepishly grins, and looks down. >"We're sorry." >We're sorry. >Sorry. You guys don't have to be sorry, it's our fault that they hit us!
>"Wh-what?" >"What?" >"Are you fucking kidding me?" 12/?
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>>12725159 >You nod. Yeah! We didn't see those things, and that's why they hit us on accident!
>Anon facepalms. >"Let's just go before you say any more stupid things." >You shake your head. No! I have to make sure the date is perfect!
>There are eleven dings, which obviously means that it is 11:00 P.M. >"Uh, how long were we knocked out?" >"Tw-Two hours." >"What?! I have work tomorrow! I was only allowed to skip today!" >You feel a hand grab your hoof. >"Echo, we have to go." >What? B-But Anon...my friends...
>Your eyes start to tear up. I need to help them...
>Speck walks up to you, smiling. >"It's fine, Echo. I'm having an alright time with Aux. There's no need to make sure everything is alright." >You nod, and proceed to walk away with Anon, with tears dripping down your face. >"Hey...look on the bright side...I'll buy food for us!" >Food. Yay!
>You jump and hug Anon by his neck. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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>>12725154 >Are seaponies an actual thing? They were in the first generation of MLP.
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>>12725154 Damn, sorry to hear that mang.
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>>12724952 quite the position she's got her tail raised.
having a nocturnal errr.... I mean diurnal emission there speck?
Legofag !!j9tgG/6TUGe
>>12725189 >You and Aux stare as Echo starts to choke her housemate. >After they leave(with the giant teddy bear), there is a silence that the two of you are way too familiar with. >A stomach growl breaks it, though. >"Heh...I-I haven't eaten anything all d-day..." >Neither have you. Well, there's a food stand nearby...wanna get some hay fries and some drinks?
>"S-Sure." >The two of you walk about forty steps and already make it to the stand. >Aux puts a hoof in front of you, putting you to a full stop. >"I-I'll pay for the food. J-Just wait here." >So he's paying for you? >That's kinda sweet of him. >You sit down by a nearby table, tapping your hooves on the ground. >He pulls out his wallet and walks towards the stallion running the stand. >The worker opens his mouth, though they are too far for you to hear him. >Aux puts his hoof behind his head, and sets some bits down. >After one second, your date is walking back to you with a plate of fries and two big containers. >Oh...he wasn't planning on sharing a cup... >"I-I got us some strawberry milkSHAKES!" >He stumbles over a rock and spills the some of the stuff on the ground. >Heh, cute. >"Oh come on..." >A smile grows on your face as you get up off of your seat. You need some help with that?
>"N-No, I-I got th-EEP!" >A stallion that is way too big and buff bumps into Aux, and is now scratching the back of his head. >"Woah...sorry about that, little dude." >He pulls your date back up, and raises his hoof for a hoof bump. >"Say...what are you doing here so late?" >"I-I'm on a date with a m-mare..." >"Really? Nice. So..." >He points at you. >"...is that your date?" >Aux nods. >The stallion leans in towards his ear, grinning. >"...And don't forget to take your lady on the Ferris wheel, got that?" 14/?
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>>12725266 >He shoves Aux towards you, and you catch him in your hooves. >A rose falls on your face, getting caught in your mouth. >A random p0ny runs up to the two of you, and takes a picture. >"Oh my gosh, that's adorable! I'm saving this in my album that contains photos of random couples!" >A tint of red goes on both of your faces. >"We-we're not d-datin-" >The creepy stranger is now gone. >You set Aux down, and throw the rose in te garbage. So...what now?
>Aux starts to circle his hoof around the ground. >"W-We could always g-go on the F-Ferris wheel..." >Ferris wheel. >Sounds fun. Sure, sounds like fun.
>The two of you make your way to the ride, passing by a bunch of...love related rides. >Love boats, pictures stands, flowers, chocolates in the shape of hearts, etc.! >It's sickening. >Or maybe it's a sign... >A bunch of p0nies in the same clothing approach the two of you. >"Hey! I think you should buy some flowers for the lovely mare!" >"N-No thanks..." >"Oh, maybe you'd prefer a picture!" >"Again, I-I rather no-" >You are pushed away as Aux is surrounded by a bunch of strangers with items in the theme of hearts and hooves day. >"You should buy this, just in case you get lucky tonight!" >The stallion gets pushed by another one. >"No, my items are better for hot coffee!" >"You shut up!" >As fast as they arrived, the group argues and starts physically fighting itself. >And Aux is in the middle of it. >"Speck! Help!" >Time to be the heroine. >Just like with your other dates. >You jump into the fray, pushing and shoving everyp0ny that gets in your way. >Thankfully, the majority of them are holding "important" objects, so getting them to move wasn't that hard. 15/?
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>>12725279 >Once you get to the middle of the area, you see that Aux's hooves are being grabbed by two(very weak) mares. >"This stallion's buying my coltfriend's condoms!" >"No, he's buying mine!" >Really? They're trying to get him to sell him sex items? >"I don't want any condoms at all!" >Thank Luna that he's not like tha- >"Well, you're going to buy some, and you're going to use them!" >...Really? >Time to end this. >You walk up to the mares, and they turn to you. >"What do you want?" >Aux mouths "Help me" as they stop pulling him. Look, my date doesn't want anything to do with sex, and he definitely doesn't want to use anything related to the topic.
>"Wh-What she said." >The two mares drop him, and walk away, frowning. >"Virgins." >What? >Nevermind, they're not important. Aux?
>He turns to you, sweating. >"Y-Yes?" Why don't we just go on that Ferris wheel and go home after that? I'd rather not stay here any longer after that, anyway.
>He nods and you both turn to walk to the large ride, though in reality, you only take about five steps since you really weren't that far from it to begin with. >When you get to the passenger car, Aux walks in front of you and opens the door. >"L-Ladies first." >You walk inside the car, rolling your eyes. >It's nice that he's doing this, but in the end, it's not needed at all. >He proceeds to sit down next to you, sweat going down his cheek. >It's kinda cute that he thinks that he's going to mess everything up the whole night. >The ride starts spinning in its usual rotational matter. >Honestly, it's been really enjoyable. >Watching him win a giant teddy ear with a sex toy, holding hooves during a roller coaster ride, discussing the silly things that Echo has done to/with the two of you in the past as you watched over her and her friend's bodies, and now this. >A simple ride on a Ferris wheel. 16/?
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>>12725293 >The two of you watch as a firework goes off in the distance, creating a bright white fang. >Batty. >You lean in closer to Aux, and connect his hoof with yours. >His face turns chili-pepper red when he realizes what is going on. >"O-Oh...my..." >Even more sweat drips down his face, dripping to the floor. >Gross, but whatever. >Another firework explodes in the air, creating a big red heart. >A thought pops into your head, causing you to blush. H-Hey Aux?
>He turns to you, still red. >"Y-Yes?" Do you think it's a sign?
>"Wh-What?" The heart. Does it seem like life is trying to send us a message?
>"N-Now that you mention it..." And before that, we kept passing romance related things, like a ride dedicated to couples, gift shops with items you would give to a loved one, and the group of people that thought we were an item?
>"Wh-What are you s-saying..." >What are you saying. >Saying. >What ARE you trying to say? >You open your mouth, but nothing comes out. >The beating from your heart is now loud enough for you to hear it, and it sounds as if it is going at 3 beats per second. >Is this what you want? To be dating a stuttering stallion who your friend recommended? >The ride abruptly stops, and the door is opened by a worker. >"Sorry, ma'am, but it's closing time." >You nod and walk to the train with Aux. >The ride is silent, with neither of you saying much. >It comes to a stop, and you both get off. >The horn goes off, signifying that the train is now leaving the station. >"Th-That was f-fun." >His hoof goes behind his head, and his face turns red yet again. Yeah...I really liked hanging out with you.
>You lean in and give him a light peck on the cheek. >The chili-pepper shade of red is now on your face as you talk. W-We should do this again.
>"R-Really?" >You nod. H-How's next week s-sound?
>"A-Amazing. I-I'll be th-there." >You smile and turn to walk home. >Echo's SO going to flip when you tell her about this... >The end. 17/17
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>>12725308 Pastebin:
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>>12725154 It's ok DJ. I still love you.
Can I suck your dick, just once? >>12725351 Well. You captured Speck perfectly.
Except she doesn't know shit about sex. 10/10, I laughed way too hard.
>>12724952 I love you. Anonymous
>>12724952 >>12716615 >The lack of a visible cock >mfw Anonymous
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>>12724952 9000 hours in
power point Anonymous
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>>12725627 Please, stop that.
Anonymous
>>12715095 >being this new Anonymous
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>>12726002 >replying ot b8 hours after it's been posted linedponuthole
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I was going to post this tomorrow cuz this threads pretty dead, but fuck it if this Is a batpony thread then its time to own the night.
I've read a lot about the constant debate between fruit and blood batponies, but what about batponies eating fish?
>http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/animals/mammals-animals/bats/bat_fishing/ they could live by rivers or lakes and wrap nets inbetween their rear legs to catch fish.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_bulldog_bat SWYS
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>>12720228 I am making it so.
Anonymous
What the fuck am I doing with my spare timeIt's a notepad++ language style that replicates the "Tomorrow" theme
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>>12720474 >filename mahsides
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>>12726137 holy fuck, way to turn an enjoyably awkward character into Bo-Bo the serial rapist.
Anonymous
>>12726314 >using a web client for IRC They're bad
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>>12726137 creepy/10
Good work m8
Anonymous
>>12726373 I haven't set up Rizon on mIRC yet, which is what I use for everything IRC. I'm just idling in the #bat channel for now until I set it up properly for some serious shitposting
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>>12725154 You have a wife?
I thought what we had was special. Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs
>>12726406 >wanting to contain funposting Anonymous
linedponuthole
i have alot of time on my hands
Anonymous
>>12726650 she had some bad blood. linedponuthole
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>>12726650 Turn that into a ghost.
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>browsing tumblr tags >went from bat pony to /mlp/ because bored >find this a little ways down >lel'd heartily I thought you guys would appreciate this
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>>12726650 but dose batponys keep a fartin... and that's what tortures me
well if they're freed from fart prison if that batpony train was mine I bet i'd move it on farther down the line.
Anonymous
>>12726822 i will never understand why people still get insulted by things on the internet.
Anonymous
>>12726893 I'll never understand why people get offended over anything.
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so are there any good gay bat pone storiesif not can someone write one based on pic related
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>>12726915 this as well man
Anonymous
>>12726915 seems like everyone's a butthurt piece of shit these days.
Anonymous
>>12726999 trips confirm it.
I've legitimately thought about killing myself because of all the "privilege" and social justice going around. also feminism Anonymous
>>12727021 Do it faggot Maybe then you can be with your bat pony waifu Anonymous
>>12727049 If I do it you guys will be upset as fuck. I won't say why And she's waiting for me, I know it. Anonymous
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>>12727021 I know how you feel, anon...I'm 22 and I've holed myself up in my room for the past year and a half...I wanted to be a chef but got shit on for listening to the kitchen manager... im tired of living in a town with 7 males to one female...im tired of being considered a queer because I got no gf, im tired of the aggression and the hate... I've come to realise this world is fucked... either man up or die... i'm applying for work in the oilfield right now because its the only way to make money... I'm scared to get the job but i'm gotta bash my head against the wall to man up...Death is always lurking around the corner, I had a 1ton pile of wood dropped off a crane at my feet it almost killed me. Just remember you are not inferior.
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>>12723603 >>12723633 Wait what. How did we get from hollow shades to ponyville like that?
Anonymous
>>12727328 Nevermind, took me a moment to realize it was a flashback. There wasn't really much of a transition.
Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs
>>12727275 Or you could move.
Anonymous
>>12727497 I've lived on the Alaska highway my whole life... I am not going to bow to some shit.... where you from sunhawk??? I star death in its face...im more worried bout the indians
Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs
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>>12727888 >888 >trips nice
I'm in socal
Shitty little town, but it's great for people watching.
1337 anon
anyone still here?
Anonymous
>>12720497 Windows uses \r\n as end-of-line, that's why it counts as two characters. Just change your EOL to Unix in the preferences, which is \n so single character.
Anonymous
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>>12729276 You are a saint
Anonymous
>>12728759 Yeah, I'm here. Got caught up offering people my cock with my salespitch voice. Try doing some Florence, which is what I'm working on also on the side. There isn't enough Florence
1337 anon
>>12729628 I'd like to do a florence story.
Does she have an established personality yet?
Anonymous
>>12729670 Nah, that's something I'm working on now actually. I was thinking something along the personality of the "Cool older sis" without the sister part, if you catch my drift. Sure of herself even if she's mad that she's different. Self righteous and would butt heads with the people that say shit about her, such as her being racist and whatnot because of her glorious Aryan color scheme (not sure if we ever actually agreed on the racism bit)
Anonymous
>>12729689 But of course for the glorious clop scenes she'd still be very tender about the subject, the constant remarks against her having long brought about her being convinced herself that she wasn't a pretty mare, that she couldn't be loved. And then they fucked 1337 anon
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>>12729689 Alright. I'll ask around when there are more users on to see if there is anything that has been established about her that I should know, before I start writing.
Gotta do this by the book. It doesn't seem like there is much in the way of headcanon about her yet though. Maybe I'll just make something up, though it would be slightly easier if I had something to work with. I may write the story after you post yours, if only for that reason alone.
Anonymous
1337 anon
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>>12729715 I like that angle.
1337 anon
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>>12729734 Oh my god that is glorious. The anons are gonna love it.
Anonymous
1337 anon
>>12729748 Someone needs to draw Colbert as a batpony.
Anonymous
>>12729755 Or shop that scene of him pretending to ride a pony and add Echo. That would be huelarious
1337 anon
Anonymous
We need more male bat ponies. Preferably really feminine male bat ponies like in pic related. I can't ship our family together without more males efficiently.
1337 anon
>>12729770 bah.... I can't seem to find it on youtube. Fucking Viacom....
Anonymous
1337 anon
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>>12729939 Thank you kindly.
Anonymous
>>12729864 How would you hide a horse cock though? A question for the ages.
Anonymous
>>12730080 special flesh coloured panties?
shit horses can probably tell gender by smell
trabatpones might be a bit hard to pull off realistically
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12729864 I-is it wrong I ship our Echo with 4canon's Echo?
Anonymous
>>12730080 You do know that horse dicks retract into a sheath, right? They let them down to piss.
At that point all you have to do is wear a skirt and panties.
Anonymous
>>12730118 >shit horses can probably tell gender by smell Estruus.
Just don't have him show off. Or maybe give him some kind of falsie on the back of his panties. Maybe he rubs mare juice on it to make it more legit.
Anonymous
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>>12730210 I didn't know that, no
and I call myself a horsefucker. shamefrul.
Anonymous
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>>12730218 >rubs mare juice on himself Unf. How would he obtain such a substance? That'd be a good story in as of itself. Maybe he has a gaggle of fag hags who help him out with such things.
Would he be best as a gay crossdresser or as an actual transman? Maybe he could fall in love with a transwoman for added depth.
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12730118 >Gambit sighs as he walks into his small home in Manehattan, stretching his leathery wings out and shaking himself to clear away the encroaching exhaustion >He walks towards the bathroom and stops to set aside his work clothes consisting of a hardhat, jacket and rubber boots >As he sheds his jacket he takes a brief moment to look at himself as he is >Bags under his eyes and the rounded bowl shape of his mane contest to the hard life he lives, pulling levers all night as the sole graveyard shift employee of Equestria's finest bottling company >Gambit shakes out his mane, snorting out his disapproval at his disturbing image >He runs his slender leg over his chest, patting down the disheveled coat and stretching out his wings again, eyeing himself careful with his deep amber eyes >Slowly he traces his slim frame with his eyes in an effort to mark down where every discrepancy lies that might throw off his appearance >With a twist of his legs he studies the colorful cutie mark stamped on his flank >The Jester's mask stares back at him, the symbols of Mars and Venus on either side of the colorful face >Gambit finally finishes his brief self inspection, turning back towards the bathroom with a purpose >As he walks into the bathroom and runs his bath the signs of weariness melt away from his figure >He slips into the bath and begins to scrub himself with an energy he hadn't noticed he had before, paying extra attention to his lower belly and the pits of his wings >Gambit dunks his head into the water, washing out his messy mane with a brush and hoof >He reaches for a bottle of soft, lilac scented shampoo and begins conservatively applying it to his coat and mane, a raised and jovial hum kicking up from the back of his throat >The now eager bat pony lathers himself up with gusto in an effort to dispel the dirty and musky smell of work >After another dip down into the water Gambit raises himself up, looking down at his shining and soft smelling coat 1/2
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12730702 >Gambit removes himself from the bath, running a dry towel over his body gently as to not disturb his clean and straight coat >He grabs a brush and begins to run it through his mane, a surprisingly long ensemble presenting itself after being removed from it's bowl shape >Gambit grabs a red bow pin and uses the brush to lift his mane, sliding the pin in at the crook of his ear to hold the off-white colored hair from his eyes >After moving aside his mane the bat pony grabs some slide on lash extensions, putting them carefully on his eyelid and holding them still as they settled >After the lashes settle he moves his hoof away from his eye, mimicking the process on his other eye and then moving on to applying light foundation to his face, focusing on the bags under his eye >Gambit takes some grey concealer and applies it over the foundation, leaning his head forward to pay close attention to the detail of his work >Now finished with the powdery aspects of his make over, Gambit moves on to clothing >The bat pony quickly moves over to the clothes in the bathroom, picking out a purple single-shoulder piece out of the lineup >He slips into it carefully, reaching a hoof back to slide his tail through the provided hole >Replicating the steps with his wings takes little time before he adjusts the dress so that the shoulder of the dress shows off plenty of his upper body while remaining secure >Gambit lets his mane fall in front of him, bringing the brush back to style it into a curved split at the place where his mane meets his ear >He slips on a small necklace, smiling to himself at his new look before finishing off the facade with a few puffs from a light perfume, masking his natural scent completely in something much sweeter to the senses >The stallion finishes his transformation, looking at himself and nodding with certainty as he compliments himself in a very androgynous tone "Venus Fly, you are looking gorgeous tonight!"
2/2
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12730702 >>12730706 Got bored, decided to play with trap bat pone instead of Florence. Didn't really play up the bat p0ne aspect though. Oh well, enjoy semi-generic trap pone then
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12730718 If/when I continue these I'll most certainly play up the very batty side of this trap Anonymous
>>12730718 >Venus Fly mysides.exe
Good proof of concept battynon, interesting, might add some stuff to this.
Anonymous
>>12729734 Oh my God. This is amazing. But one question, why does he have a bow in his hair?
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
>>12730747 Go right ahead m8, interested to see what ways a batty trap could be taken. Would they act 'batty' or more stereotypical? Shy?
As long as I can get away with shipping I don't give a shit
Anonymous
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>>12730813 Depends on the attitudes of the society they're living in. Less stereotypical is always better.
I'd love to see someone like Aux try crossdressing - maybe he's been browsing /b/ too much and wants to give it a go - just for the sheer comedy value alone.
Aux Tism x Venus Fly OTP?
Anonymous
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>>12729864 >We need more male bat ponies Bu...bu...but we have the Royal Nigh....
>Really Feminine Male Bat Ponies nvm
Vito
>>12721367 I gave him these eyes because I think he always has this please-don't-rape-me-I'm-sleepy face expression, like Weezing.
Maybe later I'll improve it, for now I just don't know how to fix it.
Anonymous
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>>12730807 >Oh my God. This is amazing. But one question, why does he have a bow in his hair? Just a random idea. Should I remove it?
Anonymous
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>>12730807 Just a random idea. Should I remove it?
Anonymous
>>12730807 Just a random idea. Should I remove it?
I'm also not sure about eyelashes.
Anonymous
>>12731102 Yeah, see what he looks like without it and the eyelashes. He kinda looks like a girl at the moment.
Anonymous
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>>12731050 >Don't rape me, I'm sleepy I'll never look at Weezing the same way again.
Ace-D
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just in here to throw a quick update: Anon And The Batty Bat-Pony Chapter 11 may take a little while - I am in the process of making music for the Visual LSA novel, and now that summer is ending I am going to be a total faggot that needs to do college shit again.
Anonymous
>>12731165 Ok, but I'm kinda busy right now. I'll post it few hours later.
Anonymous
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>>12731377 Take your time, nothing's mandatory, and it still looks 10/10.
SevenSixTwo
>>12727328 >>12727389 I kinda wanted it that way to be honest. I wanted you to think, whoa why is he busting through the door and what is he talking about, and why is there a unicorn levitating beakers and shiz.
If you didn't like it I apologize. Anonymous
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>>12728759 I wants pictures.
Anonymous
>>12704496 wtf is bat pony
is this the new crotch tit pone shit
you fagets are so autistic
atleast come up with a COOL concept to wrap your autism around
>>12732650 No rly stop this shit ;)
Anonymous
speck is life
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>>12732895 5/5 brety gud xDDD ;)
Anonymous
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>>12733496 Y-you don't l-like me anymore, Anon?
Holy Shit these threads have gotten worse.>add my oc guise >yea add mine's too >and mine >don't forget about mine
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12733807 I think it's mostly just the people who focus on Speck and Aux like they're the only two OC's
Anonymous
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>>12734046 There are others?
Anonymous
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I like Arid, Mo, Gloomie the best. Aux and Speck and Hek are okay just nothing I consider amazing.
Anonymous
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12734046 Yeah. Even I'm upset with how much attention Aux gets. I really don't know what you guys like about my story for him. My writing skills are mediocre at best. I thought this thread was supposed to be about obsessing over Echo anyways, or at least Midnight? And what about Florence? We need more art of her at least, if not a story.
linedponuthole
>>12734234 we do need more florence
Anonymous
>>12734234 >And what about Florence? We need more art of her at least, if not a story. I have been asking this since the early threads.
We need more white, aryan bat horse content.
>>12734046 see
>>12734046 While I appreciate how popular Speck's gotten, it's upsetting that we aren't giving others any attention or any new writers/ocs to come in and grow.
It's a main reason why I'm ending AFO. I mean, especially Echo, who's supposed to be the thread's main OC. I'd like to see more Midnight and Florence.
Ace-D
>>12734278 >Tfw I originally planned for Arid Star to be an Albino bat-p0ny that was shunned from hollow shades due to her uncapability to hunt in the night. >Tfw my friend convinced me to stick to Sandy-colored coat to not appear super wannabe unique. >Tfw people want white batpone. Anonymous
>>12734317 But Florence has existed since before these threads started.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
So I was listening to Crazy Train about 10 minutes ago and a thought popped into my head. I figure you faggots would be the best in this area of knowledge.>Is Ozzy Osbourne the Boogey Man for bat ponies?
Anonymous
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>>12734645 Yes.
but they enjoy his music Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12734313 You don't have to end AFO because of that.
pls don't Maybe work on Havel or take a break. Spend time with Speck, do meth
awesome unintentional rhyme , ANYTHING TO KEEP YOURSELF OCCUPIED AND AFO ALIVE
linedponuthole
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>>12735551 we dont die we just go silent every once and a while
nice trips Vito
2 questions: >Is this a "pale purple" color? (background) >Is this a "frizzy, poofy mane"? new folder "wallpapers" has been created on the google disk
Anonymous
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>>12735643 Pale Purple.
And frizzy, poofy sounds like it would describe filly Pinkie Pie's mane, so probably something closer to that.
Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
>aux gets the girl >ending is a flashback with aux >or whoever the fuck nick wants him to be with >pic related nick IRL
Anonymous
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>>12735812 i lol'd.
if that really is nick, he doesn't look half as bad as I expected. Anonymous
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>>12735812 Get him to shave his head and have Aux's cutiemark tattooed on his forehead.
Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
Also, nick hates aux being shipped with that "rat", so don't do it. I'm sorry nick. But this is for being egotistical and narcissistic on the skype chat. No we won't draw r63 you.
Anonymous
>>12735922 You mean this rat?
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>Come back to see this shit on the thread
Anonymous
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Do we have any pics of Echo wearing bat pony armor?
Anonymous
Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
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>>12735953 Dunno.
DAAAAAAAAW Since nick is probably pissed off, here's a pic of me irl
not that you care. Anonymous
>>12735988 I still love you nick, even if you think Speck is a rat.
Anonymous
Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
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>>12735988 I love you nick, I always will. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. I can't go to sleep without thinking of your dick.
>nick is love >nick is life Anonymous
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>>12736060 inb4 speck shitposters
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12736032 I don't think she's a rat. I actually enjoy the stories where she's shipped with Aux, they're cute. Two, I don't care if you guys know what I look like me. I'd just like to address a few things.
One:That's not how the story ends, don't worry.
Two:Infant is just butt hurt I haven't been in the maids thread for a while.
Three:They apparently were drawing a picture with a random maid for me, hell if I know why, and I made a joke about it being a r63 me.
You guys still love me, right? Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
>>12736121 Dude, I haven't written shit for the maids thread in forever.
Anonymous
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>>12736121 No.
yes. And it's ok if you think Speck is a rat. Anonymous
>>12736143 give me nick's skype Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12736143 Eh. Whatever. Get out of here before they get mad at us for shit posting.
And you can write that story where you beat the shit out of Aux if you want. Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
>>12736190 It's MtDew62. Have fun.
Infant annihilator !5qieSqFVOM
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>>12736211 Oh I'm not leaving baby. I'm Just... Getting... Started...
Anonymous
Let's get this thread back on track with some Echo.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I want to dig my fingers into those juicy thighs.
Anonymous
>>12735812 How old is he? He barely looks like hes in high school.
Anonymous
>>12736657 Who wouldn't, anon
/r/ing Echo with socks, bonus points for shy or suggestive ... or both Speck would also work Anonymous
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>>12736224 what's your last name Anonymous
>>12737192 we need more seductive speck. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12737738 >not adding in the explosion Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Has there been a batpony with only 1 fang yet?
Anonymous
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>>12739380 discord.
one bat wing, one fang = discord confirmed for batpone
Vito
>>12734313 The end of AFO is not a bad idea- it just ends the story about how Anon met Speck and VW.
We will be waiting for short stories with them
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>>12739627 It's so... beautiful.
I'll be doing short stories with them, but they'll still be under the name A Feeling Of. They just won't be split into separate chapters like they have been. It'll be like how A Feeling of Relaxation was only the one chapter. They also won't be as frequent. One a week minimum though. Anonymous
>>12730706 Wouldn't that cutie mark risk giving him away pretty easily? I mean if I took him home and saw that I'd probably start to get a little suspicious as to what it meant. Surely he can't hide it under dresses and shit all the time.
>>12734313 > It's a main reason why I'm ending AFO. Fuck, everyone start ignoring Speck and pretending to hate her
Yeah that Speck sure is a...a shitty pony, definitely makes me want to read about o-other...ponies...exclusively...
fuck i cant do it. you win this time Nuke. or, more accurately, we all lose. im sure youll be a good nuke, you've certainly captured the spirit of MAD Anonymous
battynon !K.W1ViPQMA
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>>12740566 Yeah I thought about that at the time. The jester mask might throw it off, but the Mars and Venus symbols intertwined would have leaned more towards something else entirely. Any other ideas?
Le_shitposter !!Ptel6MTbpBr
Anonymous
>>12731703 Oh I like the story so far. Just a bit confusing when it suddenly jumps from one thing to another.
1337 anon
we're at 472 posts. we need to make a new thread soon
Anonymous
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>>12741683 oh god that image always spikes my blood sugar
linedponuthole
>>12740566 I'll be around til December.
Assuming these threads even last that long. And I won't be completely done writing about Speck, and I won't be writing as often.
We need to give room to others. And MAD?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12742272 MAD because as far as I can tell no one benefits from AFO ending. We don't want it, you only feel pressured to do it because your OC is apparently hogging all the attention...no one wins from this move. It could even be argued that the only winning move...is not to play.
Anonymous
>>12742489 So basically what you're saying is that the bat threads were doomed from the start?
Okay, abandoning ship now
SevenSixTwo
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>>12741238 Alright, I'll use transitions from now on.
I think I'm going to use a more fanfic style and less greentext style so I can convey more detail and emotion for the next part of Anon and Moonlight. If you guys like it enough then I'll keep that style and if not then I'll revert to the old style.
Anonymous
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>>12742559 Doesn't mean we can't ride it out while it lasts.
Anonymous
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>>12742559 What? I was only talking about Nuke's AFO series. I'm pretty sure that series alone isn't the only thing keeping everyone in these threads [spoilerI hope[/spoiler]
Anonymous
>>12742559 What? I was only talking about Nuke's AFO series. I'm pretty sure that series alone isn't the only thing keeping everyone in these threads
I hope Anonymous
>>12742805 Well, there's also the Aux story. But that's also ending...
Anonymous
>>12742841 Well that's sort of my point; Nuke thinks Speck is detracting from other stories but there aren't a ton of other stories out there in the first place, so although he apparently thinks he's helping someone ultimately he's just dooming us all, thus the thermonuclear war comparison
Anonymous
Requesting the story about Anon sticking his face in upside down Echoe's (?) ass.
Anonymous
Anonymous
1337 anon
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>>12744621 That is so fucking adorable, it made me Wilford Brimley all over the place.
Oh yeah, and HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous
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>>12744621 >The screeching/chirping Holy fuck HNNNNNNNNNG
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>>12742489 >>12742805 >>12742958 Fine, fine. Since you put it that way, I'll see what I can do past the 20th chapter.
Fucking twisting my arm. 1337 anon
we're at 491. 492 with this post. Should we just go ahead and make the next one?
Gentleman Psycho
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
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>>12745376 Fuck, forgot my trip
1337 anon
>>12745376 My name isn't on the list, so that might be best, Psycho.
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
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>>12745408 Okay, I'll get on it right now.
Gentleman Psycho !3mqs.bA576
